View Full Version : Criminal Charges Filed for Milkshaking
Thomkal
07-07-2003, 10:12 PM
A bizarre headline and story that was too good to not post here. :)
http://news.bloodhorse.com/viewstory.asp?id=16830
Dan
mckerney
07-07-2003, 10:16 PM
All three were later released and an arraignment date of July 17 has been set for First District Court in Hempstead.
Have the refs from the Fiesta Bowl been charged yet?
JeeberD
07-07-2003, 10:16 PM
So is giving a horse a milkshake going to make it run faster or slower?
Where's QuikSand when we really need him?
EagleFan
07-07-2003, 10:20 PM
If it's like kids, they'll burn it off by the first half of the race and then fade quickly.
vtbub
07-07-2003, 10:24 PM
Truly bizzare.
tucker342
07-07-2003, 10:28 PM
Could they have thought of a worse title???
tucker342
07-07-2003, 10:28 PM
not likely....
So Quiksand, what would happen anyways?
Ksyrup
07-07-2003, 10:39 PM
OK, I'll admit it - I figured this was something along the lines of "teabagging" when I saw the thread title.
Leonidas
07-08-2003, 03:32 PM
Originally posted by Ksyrup
OK, I'll admit it - I figured this was something along the lines of "teabagging" when I saw the thread title.
I was thinking closer to tossed salad.
QuikSand
07-08-2003, 04:17 PM
Sorry to be late, gang. The lack of specificity in the title, and all...
"Milkshakes" are solutions of mostly baking soda, administered to horses shortly before a race to try to improve their performance. The working theory is that the CO2 created when the bicarbonate of soda is introduced to the horse's body will help forestall the lactates that store up in muslces when they are fatigued. Fairly shaky science behind this, but it's illegal nonetheless. It's pretty bad for the horses, too - makes them fairly sick, as one might imagine.
This was a gift to us from the horsemen down under, and the most notorious case of milkshaking I know of was several years ago, when a horse was disqualified from a major Australian race for the practice.
Airhog
07-08-2003, 09:32 PM
Wow, and here I though they fed some horse a shake from Mcd's :D
EagleFan
07-08-2003, 09:50 PM
You would think they would include some sort of side note about what milkshaking actually was somewhere within the article. I would be that a majority of those who read the artivcle have no clue what it really is. I am just a casual race fan, I like days at the track but don't follow it with a passion. I had no clue, not the first time I've been accused of that.
damnMikeBrown
07-09-2003, 12:02 AM
If a horse's biology is at all similar to a humans, the whole thing is bunk. It's right up there with my favorite retail product, water with more oxygen in it, to help your athletic performance :)
JeeberD
07-09-2003, 12:04 AM
Does the horse get to choose between vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry flavored baking soda shakes?
Gotta go with strawberry all the way... :)
cuervo72
07-09-2003, 07:44 AM
Originally posted by JeeberD
Does the horse get to choose between vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry flavored baking soda shakes?
Gotta go with strawberry all the way... :)
I'm with you with strawberry! Though I do wish someone would make a blueberry shake.
QuikSand
07-09-2003, 08:05 AM
Originally posted by EagleFan
You would think they would include some sort of side note about what milkshaking actually was somewhere within the article. I would be that a majority of those who read the artivcle have no clue what it really is. I am just a casual race fan, I like days at the track but don't follow it with a passion. I had no clue, not the first time I've been accused of that.
I don't really disagree with you, but in their defense - the Blood-Horse is a trade publication for horse breeders and trainers, and is mostly focused on issues of interest to that community. It's online and free, and so many casual horseplayers (myself included) like to peruse it for snippets, but for their main audience, no explanation is likely necessary.
Thomkal
07-09-2003, 09:13 AM
Originally posted by QuikSand
Sorry to be late, gang. The lack of specificity in the title, and all...
Sorry the title didn't meet your approval Quik. I wasn't posting it for you or horse racing enthusiasts in general, just the weird headline I found while on another site caught my eye and I thought it would be fun to post here. Thanks for the explanation of "milkshaking" though.
EagleFan
07-09-2003, 10:52 AM
Good point Quik, I wasn't paying attention to what the source was.
Leonidas
07-09-2003, 02:38 PM
Remember the mint shakes Mickey-D's had for St Pat's day? Absolutely the worst beverage concoction from a major restaraunt chain of all time. Had sort of a Phillips Milk of Magnesia vibe to it. I think a grass milkshake would have tasted better.
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