View Full Version : OT: Confession
ljha1
05-11-2003, 06:08 PM
Hi everyone, I have talked to some of you already in my "NZ Football" thread.
I have a confession to make. Please noone be mad.
Firstly, I would like to say that yes I do enjoy watching football and that everything I said in that thread was absolutely true and correct.
However, my motive was this:
I am a first year student studying a Batchelor of Communications Studies.
I wanted to enter a forum to help assist me with an assignment I am working on. The "jist" of it is, can you hide your gender on line, and if so, what consequences (if any) will it have on your communications.
Did any of you get a feeling as to whether I am male or female? I have tried very hard to sound nuetral in my gender.
Fact is, its been really really hard. SO that is something I can write about. I am in fact a female. And as such, I normally write in a certain style. For instance, when I got my first replies on the thread, my natural instinct was to thank people for writing - but I thought that wasn't very man-like so I didnt.
What do you reckon? Do you think you can tell if someone is a guy or a girl on line? I think if I had written naturally you would definately have been able to tell I was a girl. For starters, it would have probably effected how we were talking about a men's game I know nothing about.
I hope noone minded being in my little experiment, for what its worth I have really liked FOF.
If you feel like talking about this, I'd be really interested in any comments anyone has to make.
Thanks a lot
LJ (
Laura Jane).
GoldenEagle
05-11-2003, 06:14 PM
Are you hot? ;)
Sorry, I just couldnt resist.
korme
05-11-2003, 06:35 PM
its okay, you did a good job.
The Afoci
05-11-2003, 06:35 PM
Where is Horns when we need him...
CAsterling
05-11-2003, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by GoldenEagle
Are you hot? ;)
Sorry, I just couldnt resist.
There's nothing quite like classy gentleman like behaviour....
All together now
And that was nothing like....:)
(sorry the old jokes are still the best).
Celeval
05-11-2003, 06:41 PM
ljha -
Well, to address this slightly, I'm not mad. Why be? You haven't lied about anything, no false pretenses. In fact, stick around, in creating a decent discussion, you're one up on a lot of us. ;)
My personal 'assumption' was that you were a guy - not so much because of tone, but because of the typical demographic of this board (from what I have heard :D) is male. That's an assumption I typically make of just about anyone on the board, unless they have a username (yours is ambivalent), or some other key phrase that makes me think so. Even your thanking people wouldn't have done it for me - while that may not be a 'guy' thing to do, it's something that I personally would have attributed to someone who is a newbie on the boards, and honestly, someone from elsewhere. I'm in Atlanta, GA; and have accepted that people outside the US typically have different reactions/phrasings than I do - a few days reading the Championship Manager board would have given that away. :D
On a messageboard it's hard to do - I think I'm decent at being able to tell gender apart in a conversation, say over instant messenger or whatnot, but in a general conversation where the words aren't necessarily directed at someone in particular, it's harder to tell.
Kevin
Fritz
05-11-2003, 07:11 PM
so do you have a girlfriend or use kleenex?
Fritz
05-11-2003, 07:12 PM
dola
you're welcome
Fritz
05-11-2003, 07:14 PM
dola dola
do you know BritneySpears14?
Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
Fritz
05-11-2003, 07:14 PM
dola dola dola
You're welcome again
GoldenEagle
05-11-2003, 07:17 PM
Triple dola - impressive
Fritz
05-11-2003, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by GoldenEagle
Triple dola - impressive
Rhinoceruses don't play games
ljha1
05-11-2003, 08:07 PM
Thanks a lot guys. It seems a thread like "confession" is far more appealing than one of "NZ Football!!
Yes, I am extremely hot (joke) but currently very stressed, so wrinkles are a likely possibility! Today I have decided I hate varisty -although I think its just a bit of winter blues. Had very big weekend in auckland drinking pretty pink cocktails with my brother (he wasnt drinking the pretty pink cocktails) so I think I am probably just tired and disgruntled.
Feel free to try and cheer me up!
This forum has been great. I've heard of some of my classmates having terrible times and getting abused etc. (that was without confessing their motives).
Anyway, Im glad we have moved off teh football topic a bit, as I was struggling with that. My knowledge is limited and the season here has finished!
Thanks for your comments Kevin, you are likely to feature in my essay!
thanks lads! Keep writing to me, its fun!
I've really enjoyed this forum.
Craptacular
05-11-2003, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by Celeval
My personal 'assumption' was that you were a guy - not so much because of tone, but because of the typical demographic of this board (from what I have heard :D) is male.
What would EVER lead you to believe that?!?!?! :D
Radii
05-11-2003, 08:09 PM
We don't really talk about football here anyway. Do you like Hattrick?
And, when I post a topic and get thoughtful and helpful replies, I always thank the people that contributed. Does that say anything about me? :)
Craptacular
05-11-2003, 08:13 PM
Originally posted by ljha1
I've really enjoyed this forum.
Well, recent times have certainly been interesting around here. Welcome aboard! If you can put up with all the "cocky and funny" guy stuff, this place is usually a blast!
GrantDawg
05-11-2003, 08:15 PM
Lookie! A female! I can't post in my underwear anymore. :(
ljha1
05-11-2003, 08:15 PM
I dont know what Hattrick is? Perhaps because I am a girl, perhaps because I am in NZ! I dont know. What is it?
Actually Radii, one thing that really struck and surprised me about this forum is how polite ppl are. My overall impression has been that everyone has been really helpful.
Im probably digging my own grave here, but that really surprised me. I had thought a male dominated forum would be really rough and just talking rot. (which of course girls are great at too!)
ljha1
05-11-2003, 08:22 PM
Of course u can post in ur underwear Grant.
Ha, here's a question, another assignment I am working on,- boys prefer boxers or briefs?
(okay maybe its not an official assignment!)
Craptacular
05-11-2003, 08:22 PM
What about "none"?
ljha1
05-11-2003, 08:26 PM
well that leads to another question...............
oykib
05-11-2003, 08:50 PM
Originally posted by ljha1
well that leads to another question...............
Damn... that just begs for another rhinocerous quote. But I don't want to seem like I'm copying Fritz.
Actually, ljha1, you a very welcome here. All you have to do is fulfill one of the following requirements:
Do you like Football (American, of course)?
Do you like Baseball?
Do you like Soccer (a third of the board will like you, the rest will ridicule you mercilessly)?
Do you have an unreasoning hatred of the New York Yankees, Dallas Cowboys, Los Angeles Lakers, Notre Dame, or Duke?
Do you like Science Fiction?
Are you coding a text-sim of any variety?
Are you the significant other of an FOFC regular (but you can only post intermittently, unless you're Mrs. Quiksand or She Who Must Be Obeyed)?
Are you having boy trouble?
Are you having girl troble (BONUS!!!)?
Have you ever met Trent Green (or other mediocre-to-average ballplayer with high name recognition)?
sabotai
05-11-2003, 09:26 PM
"Did any of you get a feeling as to whether I am male or female? I have tried very hard to sound nuetral in my gender.
Fact is, its been really really hard. SO that is something I can write about. I am in fact a female. And as such, I normally write in a certain style. For instance, when I got my first replies on the thread, my natural instinct was to thank people for writing - but I thought that wasn't very man-like so I didnt."
I did assume that you were male, as someone else pointed out, because of the general demographic of the board. Even if you posted all in pink and drew ASCII flowers, I still would have thought you a guy....maybe a "different" kind of guy, but a guy nonetheless.
"What do you reckon? Do you think you can tell if someone is a guy or a girl on line? I think if I had written naturally you would definately have been able to tell I was a girl. For starters, it would have probably effected how we were talking about a men's game I know nothing about."
It depends. On a forum, I think it's very difficult, but in a chat room, it's much easier.
"I hope noone minded being in my little experiment"
You used me like guinea pig, I hate you.
(just kidding ;) )
CamEdwards
05-11-2003, 10:26 PM
boxer briefs. it's the only way to go.
sabotai
05-11-2003, 10:31 PM
To answer your other question (that I forgot about), I wear briefs. One day, I'll probably graduate to boxer briefs.
KWhit
05-11-2003, 10:38 PM
Boxer-briefs are the way to go. But, because my wife and I are trying to have a baby, I am wearing boxers now full-time. I hate them.
There is just no organization down there. It just goes where it wants to go, when it wants to go there.
I can't wait to impregnante my wife so I can go back to boxer-briefs again!
Too much information, perhaps?
:)
sabotai
05-11-2003, 10:41 PM
I'll never understand how some guys can walk waround without any support.
TroyF
05-11-2003, 10:55 PM
Score another one for boxer briefs. The best by far.
TroyF
korme
05-11-2003, 11:03 PM
we'll settle this
AnalBumCover
05-11-2003, 11:07 PM
briefs.... boxers.... boxer-briefs.... depending on my mood... or lack of clean laundry.
eww...
mckerney
05-12-2003, 12:20 AM
So you're a girl, eh?
Alright, you can do this. Just remember cocky and funny. You have to be cocky and funny. Ok, now you can do this...
I think you'll notice my hattrick team is quite formidable, along with a few other things...
Oohhh yeah...
GoldenEagle
05-12-2003, 01:32 AM
Originally posted by mckerney
So you're a girl, eh?
Alright, you can do this. Just remember cocky and funny. You have to be cocky and funny. Ok, now you can do this...
I think you'll notice my hattrick team is quite formidable, along with a few other things...
Oohhh yeah...
Classic. A true classic.
Quite possibly the best post ever on FOFC.
JeeberD
05-12-2003, 01:56 AM
Originally posted by mckerney
So you're a girl, eh?
Alright, you can do this. Just remember cocky and funny. You have to be cocky and funny. Ok, now you can do this...
I think you'll notice my hattrick team is quite formidable, along with a few other things...
Oohhh yeah...
Friggen great, mckerny, friggen great... :D
Do you have an unreasoning hatred of the New York Yankees, Dallas Cowboys, Los Angeles Lakers, Notre Dame, or Duke?
I resent the fact that you lump the beloved Dallas Cowboys in with the rest of those evil empires, oykib...
Did any of you get a feeling as to whether I am male or female?
I had no clue whatsoever that you were a chick. Dammit, now I gotta watch my language...
Ha, here's a question, another assignment I am working on,- boys prefer boxers or briefs?
Briefs all the way. Unless I run out of clean underwear, then I gotta go with the boxers that my girlfriend bought me. But's that an emergency situation only...
MIJB#19
05-12-2003, 03:22 AM
Well, I didn't see this coming.
I had no clue at all.
Actually, I really don't care wheter you (or someone else) is male or female here, I visit the board to discuss about the things 'we' like at FOFC.
Rich1033
05-12-2003, 03:54 AM
So, umm...
How you doin? ;)
Fritz
05-12-2003, 05:23 AM
Originally posted by CamEdwards
boxer briefs. it's the only way to go.
ewww.
Cam knows what kind of underpants <i>boys</i> like.
Fritz
05-12-2003, 05:32 AM
There are two types of FOFC posters: Those with girlfriends, and those with Kleenex's.
WE NEED TO KNOW
GrantDawg
05-12-2003, 08:35 AM
Boxers or boxer briefs.
FrogMan
05-12-2003, 08:47 AM
Originally posted by Rich1033
So, umm...
How you doin? ;)
Classic Joey Tribbianni (sp)! A real classic :D
FM
Originally posted by mckerney
So you're a girl, eh?
Alright, you can do this. Just remember cocky and funny. You have to be cocky and funny. Ok, now you can do this...
I think you'll notice my hattrick team is quite formidable, along with a few other things...
Oohhh yeah...
What a response, LOL.
Did anyone else hear that last part said with the Duffman voice?
Jamie
SirFozzie
05-12-2003, 10:15 AM
and we send another poster, and our first female to visit us in a long time (as far as we know) screaming off into the distance. Great going guys :)
(just is very very glad she didn't see the reaction to SkyDog's picture prior to the release of his CD)
Easy Mac
05-12-2003, 10:36 AM
shit, there was a thread on New Zealand football? How the hell did I miss that?
and boxers, easy access and all.
Ksyrup
05-12-2003, 10:42 AM
Originally posted by KWhit
Boxer-briefs are the way to go. But, because my wife and I are trying to have a baby, I am wearing boxers now full-time. I hate them.
There is just no organization down there. It just goes where it wants to go, when it wants to go there.
I can't wait to impregnante my wife so I can go back to boxer-briefs again!
I feel your pain. My wife is bugging me to wear boxers, and there's no way I can do it. But as the months go by, and she's not pregnant, one day soon I'm going to have no choice.
albionmoonlight
05-12-2003, 10:43 AM
Boxers--funny boxers are the best.
And I had no idea you were a girl for all of the reasons that no one here had that idea.
Welcome. I'm glad that you like it here so far.
Samdari
05-12-2003, 11:19 AM
This seems patently unfair.
What kind of undrwear do you prefer ljha1? Briefs? Thong? Bikini? None? (Dear god please, let it be none!)
Cuckoo
05-12-2003, 12:09 PM
Well, you asked for it ljha1. You have now enterred the massive world of sexual harassment. I mean it's like a prison or a submarine around here . What do you expect when you throw a female into this mix?
BTW, how about a pic? :D
No really, I'm serious, ignore that smiley. :D
...that one too...
GoldenEagle
05-12-2003, 12:12 PM
This is great stuff....
Ben E Lou
05-12-2003, 12:23 PM
Originally posted by SirFozzie
(just is very very glad she didn't see the reaction to SkyDog's picture prior to the release of his CD) Well, I figured she needs to get the picture, so here (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=7023&perpage=50&pagenumber=1) is the thread (plus I bumped it). ;)
Fritz
05-12-2003, 12:25 PM
Originally posted by SkyDog
Well, I figured she needs to get the picture, so here (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=7023&perpage=50&pagenumber=1) is the thread (plus I bumped it). ;)
You're so vain. I bet you think this thread is about you. Don't you? Don't you?
cuervo72
05-12-2003, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by Fritz
You're so vain. I bet you think this thread is about you. Don't you? Don't you?
...........Does SkyDog ever cover Carly Simon?
JonInMiddleGA
05-12-2003, 12:46 PM
mckerney gets my vote for post of the month, quite possible post of the year.
on the other hand ... Does SkyDog ever cover Carly Simon?
The thought of anyone "covering" Carly Simon just cost me my appetite. I'm not sure what level of ugly she actually is, there's not many opportunities to go that far down the scale.
Franklinnoble
05-12-2003, 01:34 PM
What do boxers or boxer-briefs have to do with getting your wife pregnant?
Color me stupid... I wear boxer-briefs all the time, and I managed to get my wife knocked up. :D
JeeberD
05-12-2003, 01:48 PM
Sperm can't develop properly if the temp is too hot (prime development temp is about 2-3 degrees below body temp). That's why the testes are located where they are (away from the body) instead of being inside the body. Some people have problems with fertility when wearing briefs since they keep the testes nice and snug up against the body, and therefore above prime development temperature...
Franklinnoble
05-12-2003, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by JeeberD
Sperm can't develop properly if the temp is too hot (prime development temp is about 2-3 degrees below body temp). That's why the testes are located where they are (away from the body) instead of being inside the body. Some people have problems with fertility when wearing briefs since they keep the testes nice and snug up against the body, and therefore above prime development temperature...
Well, then... it appears my sperm are quite formidable. :D
sabotai
05-12-2003, 02:39 PM
Not just formidable...dare I say, COLOSSAL!?
kid_dynamite
05-12-2003, 02:58 PM
boxers, never tried boxer briefs though...
Franklinnoble
05-12-2003, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by sabotai
Not just formidable...dare I say, COLOSSAL!?
We'll wait until the baby arrives (late October) until we apply the coveted "Colossal" tag... then again, I'm sure my wife wants nothing to do with delivering a "Colossal" baby. ;)
Fritz
05-12-2003, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by Franklinnoble
We'll wait until the baby arrives (late October) until we apply the coveted "Colossal" tag... then again, I'm sure my wife wants nothing to do with delivering a "Colossal" baby.
With your excrement fixation, I am surprised that you managed to knock her up at all. You sure she is not just constipated?
GoldenEagle
05-12-2003, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by Franklinnoble
Well, then... it appears my sperm are quite formidable. :D
Yea, but what about your hattrick team?
Mountain
05-12-2003, 04:36 PM
You know I thought of a new birth control device. Fur lined scrotum bags. Keep everthing nice and toasty warm and keep the sperm production low. . . .The only problem is sewing the really little ones to test on the rats first.
ljha1
05-12-2003, 04:39 PM
Its a little hard to believe only three girls have been in this board. They are missing out on soooo much.
You can all ask me all those things you ahve been dying to ask someone and I can answer for you. This will be fun, I can give you the inside knowledge that only girls have! ha ha.
Firstly can I just stress one point, very very very important: you can wear boxers but DONT DONT DONT wear boxers with stupid cartoons on them. (that is TRA-GIC!) No smiley faces, no rino's, no santa claus with big sacks, no cartoons!! Same goes for ties. I cannot tell you how important that is!
Now, I do like football, I have never seen a baseball game in my life and struggle to understand what those uniforms are about. Love soccer, mad fan of Mancheter United - particularly David Beckham (oh I'd die for him) - hate science fiction - thats common amoungst girls though, no room for silver lipstick in my bathroom! Don't know what coding a text-sim means, have no significant other but my brother is a n FOFC regular, no boy trouble, don't know who Trent Green is, but I have met..... argh, no haven't met anyone famous. Have I? No, definately haven't met anyone famous.
Now back to my assignment:
Its a funny old concept, men are supposed to be uncommunicative and yet they dominate cyberspace. Some theories say it is because woman are scared of electricity (power tools etc! - although we like ovens and microwaves). Others say it is because of power. Men were happy with woman being allowed to use the typewritter but when computer's were developed they decided that they would dominate them. Other's say its because there is such a big "nerd culture" of boys. - Can I just say, i don't agree with these theories. One thing I have been introduced to at Varsity is the concept of male-bashing feminism - & and dont like it!!
Personally I think its because women just LOVE TALKING and prefer to pick up the phone. Also I think woman communicate on a more personal level, ie spill their stories whereas men prefer to talk about.....football and tell jokes!! As such, woman are a little timid of getting on the internet and talking about their favourite topics, love, sex, lies and gossip!
Perhaps you have more female lurkers than you are aware of. How long has FOC been going for? How many people participate.
"entering a computer lab at university is for many female students just about the same as entering the men's changing room at a major sporting event."
keep talking boys!
Easy Mac
05-12-2003, 04:44 PM
Its been around for about 3 or 4 years, and we probably have near 200 active members
kid_dynamite
05-12-2003, 04:49 PM
"You can all ask me all those things you ahve been dying to ask someone and I can answer for you."
wow she is bold to go here
GoldenEagle
05-12-2003, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by ljha1
You can all ask me all those things you ahve been dying to ask someone and I can answer for you. This will be fun, I can give you the inside knowledge that only girls have! ha ha.
Does size really matter?
ljha1
05-12-2003, 05:11 PM
I assume we are talking about the size of your wallet?
Kodos
05-12-2003, 05:27 PM
Welcome to FOFC. Perhaps you can become the Ann Landers of FOFC and start your own advice thread?
Oh, and the last thing I would ever expect to see on this board is a female. It's kind of like our own little Augusta here.
albionmoonlight
05-12-2003, 05:37 PM
Originally posted by ljha1
Firstly can I just stress one point, very very very important: you can wear boxers but DONT DONT DONT wear boxers with stupid cartoons on them. (that is TRA-GIC!) No smiley faces, no rino's, no santa claus with big sacks, no cartoons!!
There goes my chance of hooking up with a random New Zealander that I met on the internet. :( That's been my dream for so so long, too . . . :(
Of course, whenever I feel sad over not being able to hook up with a random New Zealander :( , I just look at my cartoon boxers and I get happy again :)
Samdari
05-12-2003, 05:47 PM
OK, I have to know.
Does cocky and funny REALLY work.
SirFozzie
05-12-2003, 06:00 PM
Ouch. No smart remarks. Just ouch :)
lurker
05-12-2003, 06:20 PM
I don't know, I would say you would have more success testing your theory that people will assume you're a guy on a board that has more than 3 female posters. I mean, since there are hardly any women, it would make sense that no one would guess you are one, even if you did things like thank them for answering a question (I don't even know if that's a female tendency).
On other message boards I go to, it's about 50/50 men and women, and for the most part, it's pretty difficult to guess the gender of posters, and in discussions it's come up that most people assume that you are the same gender as them unless told otherwise.
Oh, and speaking as one of the other female posters, I gotta warn you that everyone will forget you're a girl, and every time it comes up, they'll all be shocked all over again. If my boyfriend is any indication, text sim guys remember insane details about whatever career they've got going, but forget everything else :)
Kodos
05-12-2003, 06:39 PM
Lurker is a girl?!? :eek:
Qwikshot
05-12-2003, 06:43 PM
New Zealand has to be the most beautiful place on Earth...
Franklinnoble
05-12-2003, 06:52 PM
I think ljha1 is just HornsManiac in disguise.
Franklinnoble
05-12-2003, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by Fritz
With your excrement fixation, I am surprised that you managed to knock her up at all. You sure she is not just constipated?
Quite sure... unless a blocked set of bowels can imitate the sound of a fetal heartbeat and keep Aunt Flo away for 4 months straight.
Franklinnoble
05-12-2003, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by GoldenEagle
Yea, but what about your hattrick team?
Wretched, at best.
Draft Dodger
05-12-2003, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by JeeberD
Sperm can't develop properly if the temp is too hot (prime development temp is about 2-3 degrees below body temp). That's why the testes are located where they are (away from the body) instead of being inside the body. Some people have problems with fertility when wearing briefs since they keep the testes nice and snug up against the body, and therefore above prime development temperature...
actually, just so you all know the boxers / briefs sperm thing is a big, fat MYTH (http://oci.mcw.edu/article/972578218.html)
that said, I am a 100% boxer guy
Draft Dodger
05-12-2003, 08:08 PM
oh, and I wear some of the silliest looking boxers ever - today are the traditional "heart boxers". I have polar bear boxers, dalmation-with-a-santa-claus hat boxers, boxers with ants on them, boxers with hot peppers on 'em. I've got 'em all.
of course, I'm married so I don't have to worry about getting any.
JeeberD
05-12-2003, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by ljha1
You can all ask me all those things you ahve been dying to ask someone and I can answer for you. This will be fun, I can give you the inside knowledge that only girls have! ha ha.
Yeah, but you didn't answer Samdari's question. Let me see, how did he phrase it..?
What kind of undrwear do you prefer ljha1? Briefs? Thong? Bikini? None? (Dear god please, let it be none!)
Yeah, that was the question.... :)
GoldenEagle
05-12-2003, 09:39 PM
Originally posted by ljha1
I assume we are talking about the size of your wallet?
Um no, not really.
mckerney
05-12-2003, 10:00 PM
Well, from all the emails I've been getting lately, if you have a big wallet you're just one step away from a big cock.
tucker342
05-12-2003, 10:42 PM
hahahahahaha, that was great!!:D
Airhog
05-12-2003, 11:49 PM
Originally posted by mckerney
So you're a girl, eh?
Alright, you can do this. Just remember cocky and funny. You have to be cocky and funny. Ok, now you can do this...
I think you'll notice my hattrick team is quite formidable, along with a few other things...
Oohhh yeah...
I bet you were up all night thinking that one up :D
This thread REALLY does make Robin Williams joke seem true....God gave males 2 heads...but only enough blood to use one at a time :D
Did anyone ever think...perhap LJ is really a GUY??....Reverse phycology to see what the reaction would be to a girl on this forum that is actually a guy?
There is another female that lurks in the Hattie forum....Ally is her name.....and she's a real looker...and sassy too :)
Her only problem is that she is a Sabres fan :D
Heyyyyyyyyy! I think it's time to schedule a friendly against hte bbors and see how many players I can put on IR. :p
sabotai
05-13-2003, 12:54 AM
"Did anyone ever think...perhap LJ is really a GUY??....Reverse phycology to see what the reaction would be to a girl on this forum that is actually a guy?"
Wh...ug...You just blew my mind.
JeeberD
05-13-2003, 01:06 AM
Better than blowing your wad for a guy...
kiwiLB57
05-13-2003, 01:57 AM
:rolleyes: (clears throat)
Did anyone ever think...perhap LJ is really a GUY??....Reverse phycology to see what the reaction would be to a girl on this forum that is actually a guy?
LJ is not a guy...
I think ljha1 is just HornsManiac in disguise.
Mum will be devastated if this is true... :D
kiwiDE57
JeeberD
05-13-2003, 02:01 AM
Wow, he doesn't care that we're asking his sister what kind of underwear she has (among other things)...
What kind of big brother are you? :D
kiwiLB57
05-13-2003, 02:16 AM
Wow, he doesn't care that we're asking his sister what kind of underwear she has (among other things)...
The kind that introduced her to this board in the first place to help her with her assignment! :D
And the kind that knows his sister quite well and is quite confident in her ability to kick your ass! ;)
kiwiDE57
mckerney
05-13-2003, 10:38 AM
Originally posted by Airhog
I bet you were up all night thinking that one up :D
No, I got to bed around 3:00, 3:30.
Fritz
05-13-2003, 10:45 AM
i thought the only women in NZ were sheep
Originally posted by Fritz
i thought the only women in NZ were sheep
Would this stop you ? :D
Marmel
05-13-2003, 01:55 PM
Originally posted by bbor
Would this stop you ? :D
Sadly, it would only encourage him to travel there.
Fritz
05-13-2003, 02:25 PM
why would I want foreign sheep when there good domestic ones to be had (like marm's momma)?
So many sheep, so little time....
Pumpy Tudors
05-13-2003, 04:11 PM
At my old school (the University of New Orleans), our biggest project in the first year of communications studies was reading the big ass text book to find out the Israeli equivalent of Big Bird.
Actually, they didn't start making communications majors learn that until my second year at UNO, so I never had that experience. Unfortunately, as a freshman, I learned far more than I ever needed to know about Felix the Cat. There's a reason that we refer to UNO as the University of No Opportunity.
Go Privateers!
albionmoonlight
05-13-2003, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by Pumpy Tudors
There's a reason that we refer to UNO as the University of No Opportunity.
Also known as Lakefront High.
ljha1
05-13-2003, 04:54 PM
Dear Samdari,
I would love to tell you all about my underwear preferences, along with a list of other personal and intimate secrets. However, I cant do that. My brother is an FOF member, he was here first - and there are things you just don't need to know about your little sister!!!
But I can say, I think young girls all wear Gs.
Whilst the new generation are mimimalists................none's no fun.
Shit, late for a lecture, must dash, more later!
Franklinnoble
05-13-2003, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by ljha1
Dear Samdari,
I would love to tell you all about my underwear preferences, along with a list of other personal and intimate secrets. However, I cant do that. My brother is an FOF member, he was here first - and there are things you just don't need to know about your little sister!!!
But I can say, I think young girls all wear Gs.
Whilst the new generation are mimimalists................none's no fun.
Shit, late for a lecture, must dash, more later!
I can just see kiwiLB57 running around with his sister's eyepatch saying, "Arrrgh! I'm a pirate!"
Fritz
05-13-2003, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by Franklinnoble
I can just see kiwiLB57 running around with his sister's eyepatch saying, "Arrrgh! I'm a pirate!"
as long as he doesn't go HARRRRRRRR!!!
JeeberD
05-13-2003, 05:05 PM
Thanks Fritz. I was going limp...
GoldenEagle
05-13-2003, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by ljha1
Dear Samdari,
I would love to tell you all about my underwear preferences, along with a list of other personal and intimate secrets. However, I cant do that. My brother is an FOF member, he was here first - and there are things you just don't need to know about your little sister!!!
But I can say, I think young girls all wear Gs.
Whilst the new generation are mimimalists................none's no fun.
Shit, late for a lecture, must dash, more later!
I still want to know if size matters or if I am just wasting my time with this big of a tool.
McSweeny
05-13-2003, 05:22 PM
Originally posted by GoldenEagle
I still want to know if size matters or if I am just wasting my time with this big of a tool.
and if not? chop it down to size? ouch
dawgfan
05-13-2003, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by GoldenEagle
I still want to know if size matters or if I am just wasting my time with this big of a tool.
You should probably dump him.
:)
dawgfan
05-13-2003, 05:29 PM
Dola - welcome to the board LJ. Hope you enjoy your stay, and it will be a nice change of pace to get a woman's take on the various foolishness we like to talk about...
GoldenEagle
05-13-2003, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by McSweeny
and if not? chop it down to size? ouch
That would be rather painful, plus, I like my penis.
ljha1
05-18-2003, 03:54 PM
Hi guys,
thanks for all your wonderful attention! I am printing this thread off tonight to attach it to my assignment which is due on Wednesday. Yes, you will all be stars!
If you have anything further you want to say please spill asap. I would especially like to hear any further comments relatign to my assignment, but anything you want to contribute is great.
let me know if anyone is interested in my posting the final draft of the assignment so you can see what I thought of you all!
thanks!
BFleming
05-18-2003, 04:49 PM
Just caught up with this thread...tears from laughing so hard...
I love this board-- but only in a 21% gay way :D
illinifan999
05-18-2003, 05:18 PM
Me too, but only in a 27% gay way. ;)
Oh and
BEST..........THREAD.........EVER!!!!!!!
illinifan999
05-18-2003, 05:21 PM
Originally posted by ljha1
let me know if anyone is interested in my posting the final draft of the assignment so you can see what I thought of you all!
thanks!
It's that you love us all, and want to travel to the US to meet illinifan right.............(that's right who's cocky and funny? Me! I'm cocky and funny! (TM)work it!
ljha1
05-18-2003, 05:40 PM
Is that skydog in teh picture? that really is very nice.
now i hope someone can do me one last favour, I think skydog is the man for the task, can you pls tell me if the forum is moderated adn if so how? I am new to this chickclick stuff and have no idea what moderated even means.
So guys, I think I will probably keep checking up on you after my assignment is finished. Its been a blast. Im looking forward to asking you all for some advice of my own in the future.
Boy stuff, you know.
thanks muchly !
T.C.M
05-18-2003, 09:14 PM
Originally posted by ljha1
Im looking forward to asking you all for some advice of my own in the future.
Boy stuff, you know.
thanks muchly !
Someone should make you stop.
T.C.M
sabotai
05-18-2003, 09:23 PM
"now i hope someone can do me one last favour, I think skydog is the man for the task, can you pls tell me if the forum is moderated adn if so how? I am new to this chickclick stuff and have no idea what moderated even means."
Yes, the forum is moderated by SkyDog and Ryan S (who is too good to hang out with losers like us. ;) ) Basically what that means is they make sure no one breaks any of the rules. If they do, they give them warnings and if needed, bannings.
They also can created new sections for the forum, delete sections, etc.
"So guys, I think I will probably keep checking up on you after my assignment is finished."
SWEET !!
mckerney
05-18-2003, 10:46 PM
Uh, you might wanna take my posts out of the assignment, I kind of have a bad reputation in schools.
Maybe you could use this thread intead: Link (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=8335)
Swaggs
05-18-2003, 10:48 PM
This is another one of those threads that I hadn't been paying much attention to, and after checking it out again, it has turned into a classic. :)
Alan T
05-19-2003, 08:10 AM
I just want to know when all of the sudden we find out the true assignment is:
What happens when a girl posts on a mostly all male Sports board. How many guys does she end up having reply to her.
:)
Now.. I am going to start wondering who else here is actually a girl that I thought was a guy... :)
Marmel
05-19-2003, 08:41 AM
Originally posted by Alan T
Now.. I am going to start wondering who else here is actually a girl that I thought was a guy... :)
Come to think of it, Swaggs really acts like a girl most of the time.
Alan T
05-19-2003, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by Marmel
Come to think of it, Swaggs really acts like a girl most of the time.
I wasn't counting Swaggs. She never had me fooled! :)
Swaggs
05-19-2003, 09:55 AM
Originally posted by Marmel
Come to think of it, Swaggs really acts like a girl most of the time.
Quit staring at my rack!
Swaggs
05-19-2003, 09:57 AM
Originally posted by Alan T
I wasn't counting Swaggs. She never had me fooled! :)
And you. Quit PMing me for "private" pictures. You will just have to pay to join my website, like everyone else.
Airhog
05-21-2003, 03:24 AM
Originally posted by mckerney
No, I got to bed around 3:00, 3:30.
wow, someone actually got my obscure reference to family guy :d
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