In my current FOF4 dynasty there is a player out indefinatley with impaired vision. WTF? get some contacts and get back on the field.

Impaired vision - I love the FOF4 for things like this.

Players banned for a year for violating the league anti-smoking policy is one of my all time favourites

My current dynasty, My Star QB suffered from severe depression (having just won league MVP), he declined so much by the time he recovered his backup had taken over his job and kept it. Now the Bastard is my 3rd choice QB and has something to be depressed about :)

Not that far fetched.

The tackle from Cleveland that was literally hit with a penalty flag in the eye (Orlando Brown, I believe) was out for a season and a half with impaired vision.

That's a good point...

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