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I can't help but wonder what might have been, if Crusty Melons had ever become a regular castmember at FOFC.

Pumpy may have just been another in a long list of also-rans.

Perhaps the most horrifying screen name of all time.

I'll take "Pauly Shore nom de plums" for $200, Alex.