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Ksyrup
04-13-2009, 09:24 AM
Radio Confession Triggers FBI Investigation
Man Confesses To Witnessing Murder In 1988
POSTED: 8:07 am EDT April 9, 2009
UPDATED: 10:20 am EDT April 10, 2009
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CINCINNATI -- The FBI is investigating a call made to an Arizona radio station in which the caller said he witnessed a murder near Cincinnati 20 years ago.
The caller, who identified himself as "Carl," called KISS-FM in Phoenix Wednesday night during the station's confession contest.
Carl said he watched people kill a well-known bully in 1988 and then dump his body in the Ohio River from the Kentucky side near Cincinnati. The bully had allegedly beaten the girlfriend of one of his attackers because she refused to have sex with him.
Clip: Man Confesses To Witnessing Murder (http://www.wlwt.com/download/2009/0410/19145986.mp3)
"They jumped him, tied him up. Everyone was like throwing eggs and stuff at him and burning him with cigarettes and just giving this guy back what he's been giving us for all those years," said Carl.
"I figured we were just going to torment him, give him a little taste of what he has been giving out his entire life," the caller said.
The caller continued, "We're all standing there because I just kind of was standing back with my friend watching all this stuff going on and laughing. Then at the end of it they –- he was all tied up -– they pushed him off the pier into the water."
Carl said authorities found the man's body two days later.
The FBI and Phoenix police said they are looking into whether the confession is real, but would not comment further.
For his part, Carl asked for Kelly Clarkson tickets if he won the contest.
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GoldenEagle
04-13-2009, 10:16 AM
Have you seen her ass?
Ksyrup
04-13-2009, 10:18 AM
How could I miss it?
Lathum
04-13-2009, 11:13 AM
"since you been gone..."
Flasch186
04-13-2009, 11:20 AM
"Remember all the things we wanted
Now all our memories they're haunted..."
what a lyricist. frickin psychic.
JediKooter
04-13-2009, 11:39 AM
Why does this have the same feel as the Phil Collins 'In the Air Tonight' myth?
stevew
04-13-2009, 11:40 AM
His life would suck without her.
Izulde
04-13-2009, 11:53 AM
Wasn't there a movie about this whole group conspiring to torture and kill bully?
stevew
04-13-2009, 12:01 PM
That was a case in Florida.
Bobble
04-13-2009, 12:43 PM
Wasn't there a movie about this whole group conspiring to torture and kill bully?
Yes, Lord of the Rings.
Khorium
04-13-2009, 01:13 PM
How could I miss it?
http://images.celeb9.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/kelly_clarkson1.jpg
Wow.
M GO BLUE!!!
04-13-2009, 03:16 PM
http://images.celeb9.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/kelly_clarkson1.jpg
Wow.
It's like a shaved Cousin It.
Ronnie Dobbs2
04-13-2009, 03:25 PM
Jesus those are hobbit feet.
Mustang
04-13-2009, 03:57 PM
Jesus those are hobbit feet.
I think it should be a rule around here that if anyone makes fun of someone's feet that they are required to post a photo of their feet.
Umm.. on second thought, nevermind.
Autumn
04-13-2009, 04:23 PM
She's like a human traffic cone in that picture.
Logan
04-13-2009, 04:32 PM
Does she have four belly buttons?
Galaxy
04-13-2009, 04:32 PM
First Lilly Allen, now Kelly Clarkson.
SFL Cat
04-13-2009, 04:46 PM
1 belly-button, five nipples.
cthomer5000
04-13-2009, 04:50 PM
In her defense, she really doesn't seem to give a fuck. I've read interviews where she jokes about how the record label airbrushes her in photos, etc.
First Lilly Allen, now Kelly Clarkson.
Not even close.
spleen1015
04-14-2009, 06:53 AM
You guys crack me up. All of you suckers making fun would gladly let her sit on your face if she asked.
Ksyrup
04-14-2009, 07:14 AM
This thread seems to have gotten off track. Dude either admitted to witnessing a murder, or lied about it, to win Kelly Clarkson tickets. Can we get back to making fun of him? If it makes you feel any better, I'm sure he has ugly feet, too.
cthomer5000
04-14-2009, 09:42 AM
You guys crack me up. All of you suckers making fun would gladly let her sit on your face if she asked.
I certainly would. But everyone else around here is dating a supermodel.
Passacaglia
04-14-2009, 09:47 AM
Didn't the contest already have a prize? Why would he get to ask for whatever prize he wants?
Ksyrup
04-14-2009, 09:54 AM
You guys crack me up. All of you suckers making fun would gladly let her sit on your face if she asked.
Only if they had a death wish.
kelly clarkson is so hot. the more of her the merrier.
cartman
04-14-2009, 10:01 AM
Can we get back to making fun of him? If it makes you feel any better, I'm sure he has ugly feet, too.
From what I gather, the last guy to do that got tied up, had eggs thrown at him, burned with cigarettes, and later got fished out of the Ohio River.
Ksyrup
04-14-2009, 10:05 AM
Yeah, but I'm at least an hour away from the Ohio River.
Logan
04-14-2009, 10:38 AM
You guys crack me up. All of you suckers making fun would gladly let her sit on your face if she asked.
Jesus Christ, can this not be the standard response to these sorts of threads anymore?
We all rip on athletes on here, it doesn't mean we think we would look smooth swinging at a curveball.
But she's a pretty attractive girl, just a bad picture.
spleen1015
04-14-2009, 10:46 AM
Jesus Christ, can this not be the standard response to these sorts of threads anymore?
We all rip on athletes on here, it doesn't mean we think we would look smooth swinging at a curveball.
But she's a pretty attractive girl, just a bad picture.
Don't be mad dude. I'm sorry she hasn't asked you. Damn.
Matthean
04-14-2009, 10:50 AM
But she's a pretty attractive girl, just a bad picture.
She's a lot like Kate Winslet. Neither really care what the media think of their image, or if they are on the "heavy" side. She's one of the few famous women a guy could think he would have a chance of dating her in the right situation and actually be right. :lol:
Logan
04-14-2009, 11:06 AM
Don't be mad dude. I'm sorry she hasn't asked you. Damn.
That doesn't even make sense.
DanGarion
04-14-2009, 11:27 AM
Jesus Christ, can this not be the standard response to these sorts of threads anymore?
We all rip on athletes on here, it doesn't mean we think we would look smooth swinging at a curveball.
But she's a pretty attractive girl, just a bad picture.
Don't you get it you are comparing apples to oranges. We can have all the opinions we want about athletes, but dare to say someone isn't attractive and then it's because you are a fat fuck and ugly.
spleen1015
04-14-2009, 11:28 AM
Man, I only made a joke. Some folks take this stuff way to seriously.
I don't come to this board to argue with people. So, I am stepping out of this thread.
DanGarion
04-14-2009, 11:30 AM
Man, I only made a joke. Some folks take this stuff way to seriously.
I don't come to this board to argue with people. So, I am stepping out of this thread.
It's all in good fun...
Khorium
04-14-2009, 11:31 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2_SQZKe4yoY/SdFZUc3NgGI/AAAAAAAAAxg/MFwaLDrX4iI/s400/normal_internet-seriousbusiness.jpg
DanGarion
04-14-2009, 11:35 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2_SQZKe4yoY/SdFZUc3NgGI/AAAAAAAAAxg/MFwaLDrX4iI/s400/normal_internet-seriousbusiness.jpg
Who the hell is this guy?
Khorium
04-14-2009, 11:38 AM
some random photo I googled. just seemed to fit the mood.
Logan
04-14-2009, 11:47 AM
some random photo I googled. just seemed to fit the mood.
The correct response would have been "every guy in this thread."
DanGarion
04-14-2009, 11:48 AM
some random photo I googled. just seemed to fit the mood.
Actually I meant you, not the picture... ;)
TCY Junkie
04-14-2009, 11:52 AM
Actually I meant you, not the picture... ;)
What if it was both. What the hell are the odds of that? Like waking up and seeing a fat girl on myspace only to find out she hasn't logged in since 2007.
Mustang
04-14-2009, 12:07 PM
The correct response would have been "every guy in this thread."
Not me.
He has a full head of hair and my jacket is trimmed in orange.
Pumpy Tudors
04-14-2009, 12:09 PM
kelly clarkson is a fat web designer
Khorium
04-14-2009, 12:10 PM
Actually I meant you, not the picture... ;)
Oh. Sorry. I usually just read here, but I'm stuck in a boring conference call this morning, so I had some idle time.
RendeR
04-14-2009, 12:15 PM
Spleen's just pissed because he ordered one of those rent-a-date programs and all he got was Pumpy.
MikeVic
04-14-2009, 12:15 PM
http://www.eatliver.com/img/2008/2781.jpg
TCY Junkie
04-14-2009, 12:16 PM
You should apologize to me and not him. I'm having trouble tracking down that girl from the other thread.
DanGarion
04-14-2009, 12:38 PM
http://www.eatliver.com/img/2008/2781.jpg
MMmmmm liver!
spleen1015
04-14-2009, 12:42 PM
Spleen's just pissed because he ordered one of those rent-a-date programs and all he got was Pumpy.
And that bitch wouldn't sit on my face!
lungs
04-14-2009, 01:12 PM
I'd let a lot of bitches sit on my face. The real test would be whether I would let them fart in my mouth.
judicial clerk
04-14-2009, 07:09 PM
Ksyrup is getting pissed
Pumpy Tudors
04-14-2009, 08:04 PM
i aint sittin on nobodys face
B & B
04-14-2009, 09:14 PM
http://bastardpiecetheater.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/kelly_clarkson-then-and-now.jpg
Izulde
04-14-2009, 09:18 PM
She looked like she aged about 15-20 years in those 4.
RainMaker
04-14-2009, 09:38 PM
I have to admit, I used to have a crush on her.
http://www.sweetkellyclarkson.com/image/kelly-clarkson.94.jpg
Desnudo
04-14-2009, 09:49 PM
You guys crack me up. All of you suckers making fun would gladly let her sit on your face if she asked.
That actually happened to me
KC: "May I please sit on your face?"
Me: "Hell no, you traffic cone!"
Kodos
04-14-2009, 11:15 PM
I think Kelly Clarkson is pretty attractive. No problems with her.
Karlifornia
04-14-2009, 11:24 PM
I think she looks slightly...retarded?
She has a nice body in that last picture. The face ain't doin it for me, though.
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