In person he(my boss) seems okay with this. Mainly because he doesn't think I'd ever do it.

However I'd love to hit on my boss's daughter (she's my age after all)
So what is the best way in going about doing it? She is kind of cute though.

Inventive ideas are welcomed.

ummm

From personal experience, this rarely ends how you hope it to.

ummm

you have to better than that

From personal experience, this rarely ends how you hope it to.

Considering my supervisor, it just might end up how I hope It too;)

From personal experience, this rarely ends how you hope it to.

please tell us...

Considering my supervisor, it just might end up how I hope It too;)

Possibly, but I wouldn't bet it.

I mean you think you have a chance with your boss's daughter and next thing you know you're running off and picking blackberries. Heh.

please tell us...

Dreams.

This thread is boring me

My advice depends entirely on what she looks like. Post a damn pic!

My advice depends entirely on what she looks like. Post a damn pic!

I'm sorry, I;m a programmer, pose your question in a if state at the very least.:)

I'm down to 3 cloves, but I'm thinking I should go smoke them and update BG&HC.

My advice depends entirely on what she looks like. Post a damn pic!

I said she is cute.

Why are you asking us? Hollywood makes movies for a reason, they've also provided you with a clear gameplan on what to do. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0270980/)

Why are you asking us? Hollywood makes movies for a reason, they've also provided you with a clear gameplan on what to do. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0270980/)

I would never hit on Zod's daughter!

Unless he'd scrap the kneeling before him part.

Just don't hit on The Boss' Wife. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090767/)

Why are you asking us? Hollywood makes movies for a reason, they've also provided you with a clear gameplan on what to do. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0270980/)

Or if you want the quick and dirty way, just watch the first 30 minutes of Old School.

www.monster.com

I encourage you to follow through and ignore your inhibitions. It makes for a much better thread.

Yep... it's all for us, man!

You're hitting on Bruce Springsteens daughter?

So will this thread soon change to hitting my bosses daughter?

Post a picture and let us decide for you. No use getting fired for a shovel face.

I married my boss's daughter :D

My wife is my boss.

:(

My Boss' daughter is 6

My Boss' daughter is 6

dunno why this cracked me up so much :D

My Boss' daughter is 6

If there's grass on the field............oh, wait.

I'm sorry, I;m a programmer, pose your question in a if state at the very least.:)

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If there's grass on the field............oh, wait.

If his boss is Indian then there may be a chance......

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If there's grass on the field............oh, wait.

...play in the mine?

pics or ban

what the hell do you think this is

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Gorgonian14/threadfailure.png

If there's grass on the field............oh, wait.

Old enough to pee, old enough for me

This thread needs more cowbell.

Or naked pictures of Carrot Top.

This thread needs more cowbell.

Or naked pictures of Carrot Top.

http://www.topnews.in/light/files/amy_0.jpg

http://www.topnews.in/light/files/amy_0.jpg

Dear God. What a disaster.

Well, I won't be sleeping tonight...

My eyes...they burn!

http://www.topnews.in/light/files/amy_0.jpg

Erg. No wonder your boss is okay with it. You're his last chance.

Or naked pictures of Carrot Top.

http://www.poprock80s.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/carrottop.jpg

This thread is starting to show some promise!

Two parody ideas:

Sitting on my boss's daughter
Shitting on my boss's daughter

This thread is starting to show some promise!

Naked Carrot Top = promise?!? :eek:

http://www.poprock80s.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/carrottop.jpg

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s21/misfitmalloy22/carrot.jpg

Impressive use of the word "your" as well. I'm no grammar genius but shouldn't it be "you're"?

no but it should be veins, not viens.

all depends on how hot she is.

we need pics damnit

http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/images/2008/06/lancebass-kathygriffin-alist-awards-photos-060508-12.jpg

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s21/misfitmalloy22/carrot.jpg

Impressive use of the word "your" as well. I'm no grammar genius but shouldn't it be "you're"?

and yes, you're correct. Bad spelling errors all around. Tsk tsk tsk

why is Carrot Top so ripped? Has he started Ultimate Fighting or something? Or do his crowds just attack him that much that he felt it was time to beef up?

why is Carrot Top so ripped? Has he started Ultimate Fighting or something? Or do his crowds just attack him that much that he felt it was time to beef up?

Maybe he was eating baby chickens? Have you ever seen a picture of that before?

Please god no!

Cathy Griffin pix? check
Carrot Top pix? check

What else are we missing?

Maybe he was eating baby chickens? Have you ever seen a picture of that before?

Aborted duck fetus...

http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/balut.jpg

eh... close enough.

PUMPY PIC!!!

I hate you Neon!

Wow, way to fucking ruin the thread there Neon. Nothing kills a good "humping the boss's daughter" party like a picture of a duck fetus.

I have mad basketball skillz yo

http://sportsmaven.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/carrottop-at-2007-all-star-weekend-2-17-07.jpg

Taste a little of this ass Kobe.

That even made her gag

I hate you Neon!

I'm sorry.

It had to be done.

:devil:

I have mad basketball skillz yo

http://sportsmaven.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/carrottop-at-2007-all-star-weekend-2-17-07.jpg

Taste a little of this ass Kobe.

This has almost redeemed the thread. Nice work.

Posting Amy Winehouse pics needs to become a bannable offense.

Aborted duck fetus...


eh... close enough.

I'm done with this thread. That's just gross.

Posting Amy Winehouse pics needs to become a bannable offense.

As should admitting to driving a Miata!

As should admitting to driving a Miata!

Why? I see tons of women driving miata's.

Why? I see tons of women driving miata's.

I can't see anything through the pools of vomit covering my windshield every time I blink and see that duck fetus imprinted on the inside of my eyelids.

Cathy Griffin pix? check
Carrot Top pix? check

What else are we missing?

That's Kathy Griffin!

Why? I see tons of women driving miata's.

Yeah Cronin just bought one rece........err...nevermind.

Its a great car.

I'm sorry, I;m a programmer, pose your question in a if state at the very least.:)

How about the entire function?

bool CSabotai::WillGiveAdvice(bool picavail)
{
if(!picavail) return false;
return true;
}

I said she is cute.

Once upon a time, a friend of mine told me a chick was cute and she turned out to be a fucking whale. I don't take someone's word for it anymore. :)

How about the entire function?

bool CSabotai::WillGiveAdvice(bool picavail)
{
if(!picavail) return false;
return true;
}

bool CSabotai::WillGiveAdvice(bool picavail)
{
bool returnVal = true;

if(!picavail) returnVal = false;

return returnVal;
}

dorks

Couldn't you just return picavail?

Well, give us the example then!

bool CSabotai::WillGiveAdvice(bool picavail)
{
return picavail;
}

bool CSabotai::WillGiveAdvice(bool picavail)
{
return picavail;
}



You poeple need lives.

Thanks, that's better!

You poeple need lives.

I'd spend more time donating to charity but that would just be selfishly motivated by my bottom line, so instead I fix humorous code snippets on the interwebs.

Of all people, I thought I could count on you.

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc59/Dodgerchick74/thread_direction.gif

I'd spend more time donating to charity but that would just be selfishly motivated by my bottom line, so instead I fix humorous code snippets on the interwebs.

Of all people, I thought I could count on you.



keep yer sniping in its respective thread :rolleyes:


Never count on anyone, then you cannot be dissapointed.

bool CSabotai::WillGiveAdvice(bool picavail)
{
return picavail;
}

That is better. I'll have to change it and recompile.

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc59/Dodgerchick74/thread_direction.gif


SO many utterly 'wrong' comments come to mind....gah...my brain hurts.:devil::devil:

keep yer sniping in its respective thread :rolleyes:


Never count on anyone, then you cannot be dissapointed.

Duly noted.

int CSabotai::Advice(int girlval)
{
if(girlval > 7) // If the girl is an 8 or better.
{
return CONST_GOFORIT;
}
else if(girlval > 4) // if the girl is a 5, 6 or 7. She's ok, but nothing great
{
return CONST_NOTWORTHTHERISK;
}
else // If the girl is less than a 5, a real dog
{
return CONST_AREYOUINSANE;
}
}


I use braces even if they are not needed so that the code looks more neat and readable.

That's sexy.

i need a translation

Como estan las tetas?

Qui.

Did you just say "please come on my tatas?"

Como estan las tetas?

A pic that would answer that would get him suspended.

A pic that would answer that would get him suspended.

If he's a good guy, he'll take that hit for us. :)

Como estan las tetas?

poquito...

More than a handful is a waste, boys.<br>

More than a handful is a waste, boys.


This is false.

WHYYYYYYYYYYY! WHYYYYYY.

More than a handful is a waste, boys.


More than a handful of duck fetus?

This thread went from crappy, to not bad, to pretty good, to nerdy, then back to crappy.

That even made her gag

Those are some of the two ugliest girls I've ever seen*, are they on crack?



* Besides Kathy Griffin of course

http://www.out-post.net/pics/BadThread.jpg

sabotai wins because his code is commented

Those are some of the two ugliest girls I've ever seen*, are they on crack?



* Besides Kathy Griffin of course

No, just small boned.

sabotai wins because his code is commented

To be honest I feel it's over-commented. The method itself should have a comment explaining what it does, then that's it. There's no rocket-science going on in there.

I'm also not a fan of the extra brackets (just adds more noise in my opinion), but not enough that I'd dock him for it :P

To be honest I feel it's over-commented. The method itself should have a comment explaining what it does, then that's it. There's no rocket-science going on in there.

I'm also not a fan of the extra brackets (just adds more noise in my opinion), but not enough that I'd dock him for it :P

At my job, I'm thankful for any comments at all

http://www.topnews.in/light/files/amy_0.jpg

Freddy Krueger has nothing on her.... :eek:

poquito...


I found myself thinking, "not bad..."

Then I noticed the Blur Your Gender Tee :eek:

The method itself should have a comment explaining what it does

I always forget to do that!

I'm also not a fan of the extra brackets (just adds more noise in my opinion)

I grew up on PASCAL. Old habits are hard to break. :)

Okay, today we (my boss's daughter and I) decided we're gonna pretend we're madly in love with each other.

Honestly I'm not sure where this is gonna go yet, it all depends on my boss's reaction.

Again more ideas are welcomed, as long as pictures of Carrot Top and aborted animals aren't included.

I found myself thinking, "not bad..."

Then I noticed the Blur Your Gender Tee :eek:

I think it's similar to the Rock the Vote campaign.