Just saw this on FoxNews...

Cue Godzilla headlines...

I've been in several earthquakes before, including the 7.8 that hit the Philippines in 1990, causing a 125 km ground rupture in the northern Philippines. About 1,200 casualties and $40 mil in damages.

But hey, it's in Japan right? They're ready for this shit.

Their average height means they probably didn't get hurt too much from falling to the ground :p.

But i'm white. I'd rather be japanese than white. Japanese people have such strong discipline...

Ultra Man will save them.

I hope the injuries are few and the casualties are fewer.