Some girl just asked me:

why would you have sex if you werent in love


Stop laughing. Seriously. Should I dignify her with a response?

It's because we feel the need...

the need for speed.

Some girl just asked me:

why would you have sex if you werent in love


Stop laughing. Seriously. Should I dignify her with a response?

to reproduce. It's just the right thing to do.

If anyone is curious, this is what led up to that showstopping question. I was talking about my first time:

Shorty (4:53:56 AM): we were only together like.. 6 monthish
Shorty (4:54:07 AM): didnt have sex right away
Girl (4:54:09 AM): thats kind of long
Girl (4:54:18 AM): good thing. way to make sure you are in love
Shorty (4:54:24 AM): LOL
Girl (4:54:30 AM): wow.....
Shorty (4:54:30 AM): your joking right
Girl (4:54:32 AM): never mind
Girl (4:54:40 AM): why would you have sex if you werent in love..?

Simple.

Just tell her the male biological imperative is such that we're designed to sleep with as many women as possible to ensure that our genes are passed on to the next generation.

Women, as childbearers and controllers of sex, fail to see that because the next generation is coming out of them and they control the sex, biologically speaking.

Simple.

Just tell her the male biological imperative is such that we're designed to sleep with as many women as possible to ensure that our genes are passed on to the next generation.

Women, as childbearers and controllers of sex, fail to see that because the next generation is coming out of them and they control the sex, biologically speaking.
A stroke of genius

Tell her when it gets hard, it acts like a divining rod. It points towards life.

I guess I'm a hopless romantic afterall, or I must have female genes all over...

Tell her you're in love with her and can she meet you in the parking lot later tonight?

Empty nuts are happy nuts.

wanna cyber?

I don't need to be in love for it to get up and out. Give her my aim so I may chat with the dame.

wanna cyber?


Languidly, Fritz raised his head and surveyed the landscape around him. There was something in the air, a faint, but distant yearning. Fritz walked slowly into the other room, where the tall sandalwood cabinet stood. Withdrawing a small bottle of oil from his pocket, Fritz carefully oiled the hinges of the cabinet, and opened the door. There, sitting on a pillow of crushed red velvet, lay a yellowed silk handkerchief and small jar of lubricant. Fritz raised the handkerchief to his nose and inhaled deeply, taking in the aroma of countless conquests.

"Mildred," he whispered softly to the cloth, "we're needed."

Languidly, Fritz raised his head and surveyed the landscape around him. There was something in the air, a faint, but distant yearning. Fritz walked slowly into the other room, where the tall sandalwood cabinet stood. Withdrawing a small bottle of oil from his pocket, Fritz carefully oiled the hinges of the cabinet, and opened the door. There, sitting on a pillow of crushed red velvet, lay a yellowed silk handkerchief and small jar of lubricant. Fritz raised the handkerchief to his nose and inhaled deeply, taking in the aroma of countless conquests.

"Mildred," he whispered softly to the cloth, "we're needed."


that's hot

You truly are shakespeare.

wanna cyber?

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

only if you are in love

only if you are in love

I am sure he is as serious as a rhinoceros about to charge you ass.

Are you pinging the male forum members (like the forum guys' penises) or are you pinging male forum members (like guy forum members)?

Are you pinging the male forum members (like the forum guys' penises) or are you pinging male forum members (like guy forum members)?
like there's a difference :rolleyes:

I would've answered "for the money, of course."

like there's a difference :rolleyes:
Nice zinger!

Ah from the mouths of young women who don't know any better. She does realize there are potential differences between making love and having sex I hope. One requires loving emotions one doesn't.

Oh shit, I got a little too serious for a second there didn't I? I'll just back out of this thread slowly as if a rhino was about to charge my ass.

Because its more fun than just renting a video together.

I guess I'm a hopeless romantic afterall, or I must have female jeans all over the floor...
fixed it!

like there's a difference :rolleyes:
Ay! You're not allowed in here!

Please...like for the majority of guys it's not just about getting it over with and losing the virgin tag.