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rkmsuf
06-30-2005, 11:13 AM
One rare scare
By TOM ZUCCO, Times Staff Writer
Published June 30, 2005

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EGMONT KEY - Mary Mathias had given up looking for fish.

It was late Tuesday afternoon and she had turned to watching pelicans on a dock at the Egmont Key National Wildlife Refuge at the mouth of Tampa Bay.

Just as she set down her fishing pole and dangled her legs over the side, a large shape appeared in the water and started coming straight toward her.

"I really wasn't worried," said Mathias, a junior at Eckerd College who works at the 328-acre refuge as an intern with the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service. "I took a picture of the fin."

Then, suddenly, in a week when sharks have attacked two tourists off Panhandle beaches, Mathias had her own too-close-for-comfort encounter.

"It leaped out of the water about 5 feet away from me. I pulled my feet up really fast and it started snapping its jaws. I was so scared I forgot to take my finger off the button and just kept clicking."

Mathias stood on the dock, frozen with fear, and watched the 6-foot shark thrashing about so close to her she got wet from the splashing.

"I was afraid to head in," Mathias said. "I thought it would follow me."

But after a few minutes, the shark stopped moving. Then it picked its head up, rolled over on its back, and lay motionless in the water.

As it turns out, the blacktip shark was not attacking Mathias, a shark expert said. It likely was in its death throes from a recent Red Tide outbreak and probably wasn't even aware she was a few feet away, said Bob Hueter, director of the Center for Shark Research at Sarasota's Mote Marine Laboratory.

"Absolutely in no way does this reflect attack or aggressive behavior," he said. "My guess is this animal is having severe problems and she (Mathias) just happened to be in the area and caught it on film. Her presence there had nothing to do with it. This species doesn't go after large prey."

After the shark stopped moving, Mathias ran down the pier and looked at the pictures on her digital camera.

"I couldn't believe how close it was," she said. "The shark was beautiful, but I'm really sad it died. It was like a rabid animal." The refuge where Mathias works and the adjacent state park just west of Fort De Soto Park are accessible only by boat.

The shark was a mature blacktip, said Hueter, a healthy looking fish, except for its extremely unusual behavior.

Blacktips are common in coastal waters, he said. They feed on small fish and are less likely to target people. The species is responsible for roughly 16 percent of the attacks in Florida waters.

Both Mathias and the shark, Hueter said, were probably victims of bad timing.

During late spring and early summer, many sharks instinctively move into shallow water to give birth. That's probably what brought the shark into the bay.

But recent outbreaks of Red Tide in the area trapped some sharks before they could escape to the open gulf.

"This animal was clearly suffering some behavioral problems consistent with Red Tide," Hueter said. "We know sharks can be killed by Red Tide if they're trapped in it."

A photo of the shark with its jaws open, Hueter said, is uncharacteristic for blacktips.

That Mathias was there to watch the shark in its death throes was purely a coincidence.

"This is a sharky area in the summertime," Hueter said. "And she just happened to witness something that's very rare."

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BucDawg40
06-30-2005, 11:39 AM
I'd hit it. Twice.

st.cronin
06-30-2005, 11:40 AM
Red Tide obviously has some secondary meaning that I was unaware of.

Surtt
06-30-2005, 11:41 AM
yes

Senator
06-30-2005, 12:17 PM
nice job carrying on the torch rkmsuf.

Swaggs
06-30-2005, 12:19 PM
Until I find out how old she is, I would refrain from hitting it.

Schmidty
06-30-2005, 12:21 PM
Until I find out how old she is, I would refrain from hitting it.

She's a junior in college, so hit away.

Swaggs
06-30-2005, 12:22 PM
She's a junior in college, so hit away.

I'd hit her so fast, she wouldn't know what hit her.

But I would leave a note, telling her it was me.

gottimd
06-30-2005, 12:24 PM
You guys are talking about the shark, right?

Swaggs
06-30-2005, 12:27 PM
You guys are talking about the shark, right?

Until I find out how old the shark is, I would refrain from hitting it.

tategter
06-30-2005, 12:30 PM
Is it wrong to be envious of a stump?

TLK
06-30-2005, 12:31 PM
I thought she looked young, until I saw the college thing. This is a 100%.... hell yes.

rkmsuf
06-30-2005, 12:32 PM
Is it wrong to be envious of a stump?

If only there was a hole in the stump and inside was a pool of human feces and I could fit in it.

Ksyrup
06-30-2005, 12:43 PM
Yeah, but....she goes to Eckerd College.

Sorry, a bit of Div II rivalry humor.

MrBug708
06-30-2005, 12:50 PM
Blah, I'd pass.

Well, no. If the lights were off I would

sovereignstar
06-30-2005, 12:52 PM
Nice legs, but she looks like a bit of a Monet. I'm with bug on this one.

rkmsuf
06-30-2005, 12:55 PM
Nice legs, but she looks like a bit of a Monet. I'm with bug on this one.


You know people, the pool of shark attack victims is not overly large. If your dream is to do one, this is probably the top of the pile.

WSUCougar
06-30-2005, 12:56 PM
Other than having a face like Jon Bon Jovi, sure, she's cute.

Ksyrup
06-30-2005, 12:58 PM
With those teeth, I was thinking Jani Lane, but...to each his own.

CHEMICAL SOLDIER
06-30-2005, 01:00 PM
A junior at Ekchard college eh....I'd hit it 3 times.

Ksyrup
06-30-2005, 01:01 PM
It could be worse, she could be from Rollins.

MrBug708
06-30-2005, 01:20 PM
You know people, the pool of shark attack victims is not overly large. If your dream is to do one, this is probably the top of the pile.

Touche

Swaggs
06-30-2005, 01:34 PM
I'd hit it so hard her nose would bleed.

I respect that.

Desnudo
06-30-2005, 01:36 PM
Nice set of gams.

Ksyrup
06-30-2005, 01:42 PM
You know people, the pool of shark attack victims is not overly large. If your dream is to do one, this is probably the top of the pile.
Referring to shark attack victims and being on "the top of the pile" brings to mind a disturbing, yet funny, mental image.

sabotai
06-30-2005, 03:04 PM
Blah, I'd pass.
Just to clarify. Is your opinion on pass based on "internet fantasy world" where you get to pick any girl in the world that you want, or would you really pass in real life?

If it's the latter, could you kindly post pics of the girls you have nailed? Just to get a good frame of reference for your decision to pass :D

sabotai
06-30-2005, 03:06 PM
dola,

If someone wasn't actually bit by the shark, is she really a "shark attack victim"? Isn't that like saying someone is an assault victim if someone wanted to beat the crap out of them, but the "victim" ran away?

MikeVic
06-30-2005, 03:08 PM
She's cute.

edit: I mean her face isn't the best... but whoever said she has nice legs is right. :D

Suicane75
06-30-2005, 03:20 PM
I'd give her the shocker.

Franklinnoble
06-30-2005, 03:35 PM
Just to clarify. Is your opinion on pass based on "internet fantasy world" where you get to pick any girl in the world that you want, or would you really pass in real life?

If it's the latter, could you kindly post pics of the girls you have nailed? Just to get a good frame of reference for your decision to pass :D
Agreed. Put up or shut up.

sovereignstar
06-30-2005, 03:39 PM
Honestly, I can do better than that. I do consider myself to be a computer geek, but physically I don't believe there is a girl out of my reach (financially, that's a different story).

I've also posted pics of a few different girlfriends I've had, so I rest my case. :)

MikeVic
06-30-2005, 03:41 PM
Doesn't her nose make her look like a shark herself?

Ksyrup
06-30-2005, 03:52 PM
Sly, FN, sly.

MylesKnight
06-30-2005, 05:17 PM
Very cute chica... NICE legs and mid-chest section... The John Elway teeth take away a bit, but still a very attractive girl.

A 13.6 on the MK Bangable Scale.

cody8200
06-30-2005, 10:45 PM
Definetely hot from the small pic. I wonder how many of you guys saved the jpg and then zoomed in on her? LOL. I would say she is quite doable.

sovereignstar
06-30-2005, 10:58 PM
Why would you zoom in? Zooming out seems to make more sense.

sovereignstar
06-30-2005, 11:03 PM
http://the-dkbl.com/small.jpg

hawt

Franklinnoble
06-30-2005, 11:03 PM
Very cute chica... NICE legs and mid-chest section... The John Elway teeth take away a bit, but still a very attractive girl.

A 13.6 on the MK Bangable Scale.
13.6?

On a scale of what? How are we supposed to know if that's any good or not?

korme
06-30-2005, 11:04 PM
Why would you zoom out?

korme
06-30-2005, 11:05 PM
Oh.

korme
06-30-2005, 11:06 PM
13.6?

On a scale of what? How are we supposed to know if that's any good or not?
13.6 out of 5 stars.

Suicane75
06-30-2005, 11:06 PM
13.6 out of 5 stars.
Its a drinkin night aint it?

sovereignstar
06-30-2005, 11:09 PM
Why would you zoom out?
Oh, I don't know...

http://the-dkbl.com/big.jpg

JonInMiddleGA
06-30-2005, 11:11 PM
Good grief, I think some of you really would hit anything breathing or less than 2 hours dead.

The Elway comparison was pretty dead on, my first thought was along the lines of "What do you do for a pickup line? Ask her if she'd like to share a bucket of oats or something?" She'd probably say "Neigh", but still.

Granted, my second thought was "nice legs", but her dental resemblance to Smarty Jones was just too much for me to get past.

korme
06-30-2005, 11:11 PM
Its a drinkin night aint it?
Unfortunately no. It's a nothin-ta-do night. Except beat it.


Just kidding but seriously

TLK
07-01-2005, 12:53 AM
Good grief, I think some of you really would hit anything breathing or less than 2 hours dead.

The Elway comparison was pretty dead on, my first thought was along the lines of "What do you do for a pickup line? Ask her if she'd like to share a bucket of oats or something?" She'd probably say "Neigh", but still.

Granted, my second thought was "nice legs", but her dental resemblance to Smarty Jones was just too much for me to get past.
I'm pretty selective, but damn.... I'd do it, and I promise you folks... 98% of you guys would do it too.

Pyser
07-01-2005, 12:58 AM
-"What happened? Why did the Shark attack you? Were you taunting it?"
-"Yeah, I go into the sea sometimes, just to fuck with sharks. I have this thing...it's called a shark rocket, and I shoot it at them, and it really annoys them. And then I just wade there in the water, and they come at me, but I’m really good at eluding them. I know this hip move, it’s something porpoises do...and then I pretend I’m a bottleneck and I stab them in the gills, and it really is effective."

Pumpy Tudors
07-01-2005, 12:59 AM
The Elway comparison was pretty dead on, my first thought was along the lines of "What do you do for a pickup line? Ask her if she'd like to share a bucket of oats or something?" She'd probably say "Neigh", but still.http://img272.imageshack.us/img272/1335/superslam1is.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Senator
07-01-2005, 06:19 AM
Good grief, I think some of you really would hit anything breathing or less than 2 hours dead.

The Elway comparison was pretty dead on, my first thought was along the lines of "What do you do for a pickup line? Ask her if she'd like to share a bucket of oats or something?" She'd probably say "Neigh", but still.

Granted, my second thought was "nice legs", but her dental resemblance to Smarty Jones was just too much for me to get past.


Why the long face?

Ksyrup
07-01-2005, 06:27 AM
This thread almost made me choke on my bagel this morning. Too early for a hearty laugh while eating.

Samdari
07-01-2005, 06:40 AM
Good grief, I think some of you really would hit anything breathing or less than 2 hours dead.

And you're just now figuring this out?

And you somehow think this is a bad thing? I say the female's willingness is a command to the young male, and her teeth being less than imperfect would in no way make sex with her less satisfying.

rkmsuf
07-01-2005, 09:17 AM
Honestly, I can do better than that. I do consider myself to be a computer geek, but physically I don't believe there is a girl out of my reach (financially, that's a different story).



How about mentally?

cuervo72
07-01-2005, 09:22 AM
It's not that the teeth are big, it's that the upper lip curves upward. I made the Elway comparison to myself yesterday in terms of having a similar smile (nothing else). There was a (cute Asian) girl who had the same type of smile in college. I think this "shark girl" is quite attractive.

Suicane75
07-01-2005, 09:31 AM
How about mentally?
Please take that down before he gets here. He'll beat me. http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/frown.gif

Lathum
07-01-2005, 10:05 AM
Two thumbs up

preferably up inside of her.