Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, Vol. 60: Mila Kunis [Archive]

DanGarion

10-27-2011, 10:25 AM

If you didn't notice 80's grl band sensation Susanna Hoffs scored an impressive 82% just enough to edge out Beyonce. Now it's time for That 70's Show brunette Mila Kunis to take the stage.

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DanGarion

10-27-2011, 10:26 AM

http://i.imgur.com/QGDD8.jpg http://i.imgur.com/kRONB.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/lQfkx.jpg

Suicane75

10-27-2011, 10:28 AM

Might as well start this off on a high note and say that I'm voting not. Just not my type.

Ronnie Dobbs2

10-27-2011, 10:29 AM

This whole series is a sham.

Pumpy Tudors

10-27-2011, 10:30 AM

SOMEBODY IN THIS THREAD IS NOT GOING TO AGREE WITH ME THIS SUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

DanGarion

10-27-2011, 10:32 AM

Might as well start this off on a high note and say that I'm voting not. Just not my type.

I'm right there with you. Would I throw her out of bed no, but I've seen many more pictures of her that I don't think "HOT" than I think "Hot!". Which is weird because I love brunettes, I just have never really been into her and thought of her as hot.

DanGarion

10-27-2011, 10:33 AM

This whole series is a sham.

Why is that?

Toddzilla

10-27-2011, 10:33 AM

if this doesn't break records, this is the gayest board ever

MrBug708

10-27-2011, 10:35 AM

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq566ppw2w1qe1dpqo4_500.gif

MrBug708

10-27-2011, 10:36 AM

I dig her two different colored eyes

Ronnie Dobbs2

10-27-2011, 10:36 AM

Why is that?

Because it says this

http://www.fanoftheband.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/susanna-hoffs.jpg

is hotter than this

http://myplay.com/files/imagecache/photo_345_square/files/artist_images/beyonce.jpg

and that's just a start.

MrBug708

10-27-2011, 10:36 AM

She gets some points taken away for Macaulay Culkin

SteveMax58

10-27-2011, 10:36 AM

I dont know who this girl is but her pics remind me of Lisa Marie Presley a little.

I'll withhold voting a little while until I can properly research this (read: find naked pics later when not at work!).

MrBug708

10-27-2011, 10:39 AM

Black Swan or After Sex.

That 70's show

Autumn

10-27-2011, 10:40 AM

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BODQyNTQyNzY4MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODg5MDA3MQ@@._V1._SY314_CR24,0,214,314_.jpg

Autumn

10-27-2011, 10:41 AM

http://glitz.bdnews24.com/images/imgAll/mala1303b.jpg

B & B

10-27-2011, 10:42 AM

Halloween Kunis

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-9xpjLOixMnk/TX439u2xPkI/AAAAAAAAD0o/WfplELyEB2Q/mila-kunis-zombie.jpg

Autumn

10-27-2011, 10:42 AM

http://www.maggiesnotebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Mila_Kunis_25.jpg

Autumn

10-27-2011, 10:43 AM

http://collider.com/wp-content/image-base/People/M/Mila_Kunis/Mila%20Kunis%20image%20%283%29.jpg

DanGarion

10-27-2011, 10:43 AM

Because it says this

and that's just a start.

Yes, it's that simple. It's all about comparing a completely undoctored photo to a doctored photo.

MrBug708

10-27-2011, 10:44 AM

It's also a matter of personal preference

Autumn

10-27-2011, 10:45 AM

Another one where the eyes are what does it for me.

http://famousas.es/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Mila_Kunis5.jpg

DanGarion

10-27-2011, 10:45 AM

http://i.imgur.com/rmusO.jpg http://i.imgur.com/FR0mr.jpg

Ronnie Dobbs2

10-27-2011, 10:45 AM

Yes, it's that simple. It's all about comparing a completely undoctored photo to a doctored photo.

Yes. It's all in the photos, you've got me.

Autumn

10-27-2011, 10:50 AM

It seems like the older we are getting as a FOFC collective, the more selective we're becoming.

I am bucking that trend so far. I am 4 for 4 on these hotness votes. I loves me some pointy elbows! It's probably a Gordie Howe thing.

Perhaps at the end we can compile data and give out awards for Least Choosy, Most Picky, Most Out of Sync, etc.

RomaGoth

10-27-2011, 10:51 AM

I dunno, she is cute in a "wouldn't kick her out of bed but wouldn't ask her to come home with me either" kind of way. Maybe it's because of her character on That 70's Show (annoying) or the fact that she just seems waaaaay too young and it conjures up almost creepy vibes.

*shurg*

JediKooter

10-27-2011, 10:53 AM

I would make her my personal hood ornament.

DanGarion

10-27-2011, 10:55 AM

Yes. It's all in the photos, you've got me.

I know what direction you want to take it, and I'm not going to play your game.

And just for FAIR reference.

http://i.imgur.com/ggT6D.jpg

MacroGuru

10-27-2011, 11:01 AM

I would make her my personal hood ornament.

I don't know...I was thinking along the lines of my personal amusement park ride I like to call.....The Spinner...

ISiddiqui

10-27-2011, 11:04 AM

I am not really understand why 6 people would vote "not"

JediKooter

10-27-2011, 11:04 AM

I don't know...I was thinking along the lines of my personal amusement park ride I like to call.....The Spinner...

That would be a good choice too.

To me she's hot because she's not too hot or overly pretty. If that makes sense.

Izulde

10-27-2011, 11:07 AM

She was the only thing redeeming about that god awful Black Swan and I liked her in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, so I'm going to vote Hot, although as with all of the new edition HoN, it's been fairly close for me.

ISiddiqui

10-27-2011, 11:07 AM

I know what direction you want to take it, and I'm not going to play your game.

And just for FAIR reference.

http://i.imgur.com/ggT6D.jpg

Wasn't she on Friday Night Lights?

DanGarion

10-27-2011, 11:07 AM

I am not really understand why 6 people would vote "not"

Probably the same reason why more than 50% voted Kat Dennings not hot.

BYU 14

10-27-2011, 11:12 AM

Again the eyes move her up for me, just like Susanna Hoffs. Plus she looks like Susan Dey's kid and I had a big crush on her as an 8 yr old :)

Close enough to give a hot to.

MacroGuru

10-27-2011, 11:19 AM

That would be a good choice too.

To me she's hot because she's not too hot or overly pretty. If that makes sense.

Yeah totally girl next door look that can pretty up or get naughty...and make your toes curl, while you babble, drool and forget your name......I dream of those nights...yes I dream....

cuervo72

10-27-2011, 11:20 AM

The thing about Beyonce IMO is that she has some pretty fair body shortcomings, it's just that they're pretty well hidden or overshadowed by other things. Beautiful face. Boobs? Not so great. Legs? Not great at all (thick in the thighs, bad calves).

Pumpy Tudors

10-27-2011, 11:22 AM

Mila Kunis looks like my sister. Beyonce looks like my dad. Zach Parise is hot, although some of you assholes don't seem to think so. You guys are the worst.

britrock88

10-27-2011, 11:23 AM

This is what sold me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjsirWZoSUA

BYU 14

10-27-2011, 11:31 AM

Mila Kunis looks like my sister. Beyonce looks like my dad. Zach Parise is hot, although some of you assholes don't seem to think so. You guys are the worst.

We still think you're hot, isn't that enough?

JediKooter

10-27-2011, 11:34 AM

Yeah totally girl next door look that can pretty up or get naughty...and make your toes curl, while you babble, drool and forget your name......I dream of those nights...yes I dream....

I know what you mean...I know what you mean...

Pumpy Tudors

10-27-2011, 11:35 AM

We still think you're hot, isn't that enough?
Usually, it's enough, but I'm just kinda pissed off over the whole "someone give me three words" thread.

JediKooter

10-27-2011, 11:38 AM

Usually, it's enough, but I'm just kinda pissed off over the whole "someone give me three words" thread.

Why is that?

Ksyrup

10-27-2011, 11:38 AM

I'm close to voting yes, but her eyes scream "Ryan Braun" to me. They are oversized in relation to her face/head, and it bugs me.

Plus, isn't she Meg from Family Guy? How can she be hot? :D

Pumpy Tudors

10-27-2011, 11:40 AM

Why is that?
I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY HE WANTED THE THREE WORDS

IT'S MORE OF A TEASE THAN SEEING VAN DAMME'S ASS IN EVERY MOVIE BUT YOU NEVER SEE THE DONG

JediKooter

10-27-2011, 11:42 AM

I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY HE WANTED THE THREE WORDS

IT'S MORE OF A TEASE THAN SEEING VAN DAMME'S ASS IN EVERY MOVIE BUT YOU NEVER SEE THE DONG

That is crazy!

Ronnie Dobbs2

10-27-2011, 11:47 AM

I know what direction you want to take it, and I'm not going to play your game.

:confused:

Anyway, have fun.

Logan

10-27-2011, 11:52 AM

I'd kill everyone in this thread besides Pumpy for one night with her.

MacroGuru

10-27-2011, 12:15 PM

I'd kill everyone in this thread besides Pumpy for one night with her.

And he would just be the camera man...

Toddzilla

10-27-2011, 12:47 PM

I'd kill everyone in this thread besides Pumpy for one night with her.If I thought it would help, I'd let you do it, my brother.

BrianD

10-27-2011, 02:12 PM

Because it says this

http://www.fanoftheband.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/susanna-hoffs.jpg

is hotter than this

http://myplay.com/files/imagecache/photo_345_square/files/artist_images/beyonce.jpg

and that's just a start.

Important note: It doesn't say that one is hotter than the other, just that one is deemed hot by more people than the other. Basically one has wider appeal. Ask all of the people who voted hot for both to rank them and you'll get a variety of answers.

JeeberD

10-27-2011, 02:35 PM

Without a fucking doubt...

CrimsonFox

10-27-2011, 05:02 PM

Didn't need to look at pix for this one. Mila has always been hot

CrimsonFox

10-27-2011, 05:06 PM

http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2005/12/07/mila-kunis/mila_kunis_l1.jpg

CrimsonFox

10-27-2011, 05:08 PM

http://s11.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/f/0/f0nls295s54is54s.jpg

Julio Riddols

10-27-2011, 05:23 PM

Hey, I voted hot for obvious reasons, but why the hell haven't we done Marisa Tomei yet?

RedKingGold

10-27-2011, 05:28 PM

I'd kill everyone in this thread and Pumpy twice for one night with her.

General Mike

10-27-2011, 05:29 PM

Didn't need to look at pix for this one. Mila has always been hot

+8

Groundhog

10-27-2011, 05:38 PM

I can't believe we are even asking this question.

CrimsonFox

10-27-2011, 05:41 PM

I can't believe those 13 people...

CrimsonFox

10-27-2011, 05:41 PM

+8

I think Mike's vote should count 8 times.

MJ4H

10-27-2011, 05:45 PM

I've always kind of had a C-cup minimum standard, but she is one that is so beyond hot it seems like a stupid rule.

JediKooter

10-27-2011, 05:47 PM

If Mila Kunis was a flavor of ice cream, I'd have it for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Oh and for a midnight snack.

Rizon

10-27-2011, 06:08 PM

I never got the fascination with her.

Buccaneer

10-27-2011, 06:09 PM

Yes. It's all in the photos, you've got me.

For some, that's all we have or care to see. At least there are more pictures posted here of Mila than some of the others who are not that known.

Buccaneer

10-27-2011, 06:13 PM

http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2005/12/07/mila-kunis/mila_kunis_l1.jpg

For those that cannot possibly see beyond their own dick, would you say that this the "hottest" photo of her? If not, would there be another that has been or can be posted here?

CrimsonFox

10-27-2011, 06:19 PM

For those that cannot possibly see beyond their own dick, would you say that this the "hottest" photo of her? If not, would there be another that has been or can be posted here?

I was actually looking for a MAXIM photo I remember seeing but couldn't find it, even on the site.
But that one will definitely do. :) But the MAXIM one might even be a little hotter.

MrBug708

10-27-2011, 06:21 PM

http://media.soletron.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/4142008104548AM_mila-kunis-cuteness-03.jpg

spleen1015

10-27-2011, 07:30 PM

I'm someone who likes a woman with some meat on her bones and some curves.

For some reason, this little whore goes against my grain. No doubt she's hot.

Vince, Pt. II

10-27-2011, 07:36 PM

At first, I resisted the Mila Kunis appreciation. Sometime a couple years ago I came fully around. Definite hot.

Autumn

10-27-2011, 07:47 PM

For those that cannot possibly see beyond their own dick, would you say that this the "hottest" photo of her? If not, would there be another that has been or can be posted here?

Thanks, I don't like to brag about my penis size, but since you brought it up ...

That is one of the more conventionally "hot" photos of her but I kind of hate the cheesiness of it.

wade moore

10-27-2011, 07:48 PM

I'm someone who likes a woman with some meat on her bones and some curves.

For some reason, this little whore goes against my grain. No doubt she's hot.
+1

CrimsonFox

10-27-2011, 08:08 PM

http://glitz.bdnews24.com/images/imgAll/mala1303b.jpg

wow LOVE this pic!!!!!!

Autumn

10-27-2011, 08:20 PM

That movie is probably what people should watch if they don't know her and are wondering if they'd find her hot.

kcchief19

10-27-2011, 08:30 PM

Because it says this

http://cf1.imgobject.com/backdrops/488/4d26dfaf7b9aa134dc001488/the-allnighter-poster.jpg

is hotter than this

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7700000/Beyonce-s-Bad-Hair-Day-celebrity-gossip-7749125-398-400.jpg

and that's just a start.
Makes sense to me.

RomaGoth

10-27-2011, 09:46 PM

Unless you've lived in Hawaii and know that there are thousands that are much hotter with the same look there. She's attractive, but definitely not hot.

this

Autumn

10-27-2011, 10:10 PM

Unless you've lived in Hawaii and know that there are thousands that are much hotter with the same look there. She's attractive, but definitely not hot.

Well, she's Ukrainian I believe, so there's probably more like her in Ukraine than Hawaii. Unless you mean similar in that they're wearing a lei.

I'm quite sure there are at least 1,000 women in the world I would describe as hot, so your story does not sway me.

sovereignstar v2

10-27-2011, 10:52 PM

http://www.oesquema.com.br/trabalhosujo/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/milakunis.gif

sovereignstar v2

10-27-2011, 10:53 PM

http://dudelol.com/DO-NOT-HOTLINK-IMAGES/Natalie-Portman-Making-Out-with-Mila-Kunis-TAFW.gif

kingfc22

10-27-2011, 11:10 PM

This is a no-brainer.

CrimsonFox

10-28-2011, 08:25 AM

Unless you've lived in Hawaii and know that there are thousands that are much hotter with the same look there. She's attractive, but definitely not hot.

don't even know what this means. And have never particularly seen anyone from hawaii that even made me look twice. Either huge women or twigs with hips and gimmicky skirts. No real beauty.

Mila and her eyes. I could get lost in those eyes....and the rest of her too...

CrimsonFox

10-28-2011, 08:26 AM

and her attitude is awesome. I love that take no shit attitude in that interview with the russian women with timberlake. Hilarious.

CrimsonFox

10-28-2011, 08:31 AM

enough talk...i wanna post more pics...
http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/mila-kunis-sexy-photo-in-bed-0210-lg-35428084.jpg

http://www.scifibloggers.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/mila-kunis-from-max-payne.jpg

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRcDkszkgP7t0DY_259jxX4q0BicOjtZbKpLA2xPDepVtPiOYeM0puMQSJ7
http://www.magxone.com/uploads/2009/05/5-maxim-mila-kunis.jpg

Abe Sargent

10-28-2011, 09:15 AM

How did we miss Sarah Michelle Geller in this poll?

Danny

10-28-2011, 09:32 AM

Hot of course.

I also just realize Jessica Biel has not had a poll

Danny

10-28-2011, 09:38 AM

Oh and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI8WT3lVe80&NR=1

CrimsonFox

10-28-2011, 10:23 AM

Oh and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI8WT3lVe80&NR=1

I did see that. :)

korme

10-28-2011, 01:33 PM

if this doesn't break records, this is the gayest board ever

QFT. She's too damn hot in Forgetting Sarah Marshall

mckerney

10-28-2011, 01:36 PM

I'm surprised this one is under 90%.

korme

10-28-2011, 01:42 PM

MrBug708

10-28-2011, 01:47 PM

I wanna Mila her Kunis

MrBug708

10-28-2011, 01:48 PM

The fact that she is only 6% higher than Ms Hoffs, shows how old this board really is

Toddzilla

10-28-2011, 01:49 PM

Google the library scene with Mila and Zoe Saldana in "After Sex"

If you vote no after that, you're medically dead.

MacroGuru

10-28-2011, 01:50 PM

The fact that she is only 6% higher than Ms Hoffs, shows how old this board really is

Hell no...Hoffs did it for me when she was a Bangle..not now...Mila, will do it to me, with me, for me.....anyway she wants too....and I will just sit there and shake my head and make pumpy like hrph glrph noises the entire time...

Rizon

10-28-2011, 01:53 PM

MacroGuru

10-28-2011, 02:18 PM

JediKooter just came up with a great concept...Mila Kunis flavored ice cream! Someone call Ben & Jerry's and tell them to get on it!

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10-28-2011, 02:22 PM

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You 16 have been made.

I think she can look very hot in some pictures, and very funny in others...hence I voted "not." Just being critical these days I suppose.

tyketime

10-28-2011, 02:41 PM

JediKooter just came up with a great concept...Mila Kunis flavored ice cream! Someone call Ben & Jerry's and tell them to get on it!
That will go nicely onto my Schweddy Balls!

JediKooter

10-28-2011, 02:53 PM

I think she can look very hot in some pictures, and very funny in others...hence I voted "not." Just being critical these days I suppose.

I don't know you...

That will go nicely onto my Schweddy Balls!

I like your style. I'd feed her my Schweddy Balls every day of the week.

RomaGoth

10-28-2011, 03:14 PM

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You 16 have been made.

I dunno. I think she is attractive, but not necessarily hot. I just can't help but see her as Jackie, and although I have a thing for brunettes, I also have a thing for women with a few more curves.

ISiddiqui

10-28-2011, 03:18 PM

... but Jackie was hot. That was the point of her character.

RomaGoth

10-28-2011, 03:26 PM

... but Jackie was hot. That was the point of her character.

I just never thought Jackie was hot. Annoying...attractive....not hot.

*shurg*

Radii

10-28-2011, 03:27 PM

I just never thought Jackie was hot. Annoying...attractive....not hot.

Totally agree, but so much that she's done since has been amazingly hot.

RomaGoth

10-28-2011, 04:05 PM

Totally agree, but so much that she's done since has been amazingly hot.

This is possibly true. I liked her in Max Payne, that tight leather outfit fit her well.

CrimsonFox

10-28-2011, 08:40 PM

I just never thought Jackie was hot. Annoying...attractive....not hot.

*shurg*

and that's because Jackie was a ...a....a what? Say it with me. A CHARACTER.

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10-28-2011, 08:50 PM

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You 16 have been made.

Heres the thing. She annoyed the hell out of me on That 70's Show. Since then, yes she's improved in my eyes but she's got an annoying voice and there is this thing about.........I don't wanna come of as something here.....She has a sort of swarthy look that doesn't appeal to me on the level of "Is she beautiful?"

Would I have sex with her? Yes, in a heartbeat, which is saying more than some other chicks whom I'd have voted no to. But does anything stir in me when I look at her? Not really.

Buccaneer

10-28-2011, 08:59 PM

I think we ought to have another contest to guess which group of FOFC kids is going to slam everyone else for not liking the next hot/not chick and become clueless as to why not everyone is seeing things exactly as they see them. :)

Judging solely from the photos, I'm in the middle on this one.

Abe Sargent

10-28-2011, 10:25 PM

I don't know what it is, but I just like that whole Ukrainian Mystique and sultriness that a lot of the women I know from Ukraine have, and Mila Kunis has it. It's the same that Milla Jovovich or Olga Kurylenko or Oksana Baiul have.

SteveMax58

10-28-2011, 10:34 PM

Olga Kurylenko

Ooh....this should be a nominee. She was awesome in Centurion.

Matthean

10-28-2011, 10:39 PM

Heres the thing. She annoyed the hell out of me on That 70's Show. Since then, yes she's improved in my eyes but she's got an annoying voice

+infinity. I have a soft spot for brunettes, but she just doesn't do it for me.

mckerney

10-28-2011, 11:10 PM

and that's because Jackie was a ...a....a what? Say it with me. A CHARACTER.

Hmm, and it's almost like she was a character who was supposed to be attractive though annoying and unlikable with an obnoxious voice, only to become nice well after everyone had stopped watching the show.

That reminds me, I can't believe anyone has ever found this woman attractive.

http://cdn.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Charlize-Theron-Monster.jpg

DanGarion

10-28-2011, 11:22 PM

Heres the thing. She annoyed the hell out of me on That 70's Show. Since then, yes she's improved in my eyes but she's got an annoying voice and there is this thing about.........I don't wanna come of as something here.....She has a sort of swarthy look that doesn't appeal to me on the level of "Is she beautiful?"

Would I have sex with her? Yes, in a heartbeat, which is saying more than some other chicks whom I'd have voted no to. But does anything stir in me when I look at her? Not really.

You hit it right on the head, I'm right there with you.

molson

10-28-2011, 11:27 PM

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You 16 have been made.

I'm curious if anybody votes no in all of these polls, (or most of them), and then curious to know who they consider "hot". I get that there's different opinions of what "hot" is, I just want to know if we can expose any of these guys as thinking no women are ever hot.

CrimsonFox

10-28-2011, 11:32 PM

Hmm, and it's almost like she was a character who was supposed to be attractive though annoying and unlikable with an obnoxious voice, only to become nice well after everyone had stopped watching the show.

Yeah that whole "clingy girlfruend character". She was really in high school at the time. She was 14 when she got the role. Playing an annoying high school character. Now, she's done with all that and let her hotness out. Like that she's gotten movies now.

Pumpy Tudors

10-28-2011, 11:55 PM

I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE VOTED NOT HOT
LET ME PULL OUT MY TAMPON AND THROW IT AT EVERYONE WHO VOTED NOT HOT

Suicane75

10-29-2011, 12:05 AM

Where are you pulling a tampon out of?

mckerney

10-29-2011, 12:06 AM

Where are you pulling a tampon out of?

Bagina.

Suicane75

10-29-2011, 12:12 AM

I'm looking at my Operation game and I don't see that anywhere.

RomaGoth

10-29-2011, 12:23 AM

I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE VOTED NOT HOT
LET ME PULL OUT MY TAMPON AND THROW IT AT EVERYONE WHO VOTED NOT HOT

I know, right? What the fuck is wrong with me, not thinking this chick is hot when 90% of the people who voted think otherwise.

I should be boxed for not caving to peer pressure.

MrBug708

10-29-2011, 12:29 AM

I just never thought Jackie was hot. Annoying...attractive....not hot.

*shurg*

Ah, a Laura Prepon fan.

RomaGoth

10-29-2011, 12:32 AM

Ah, a Laura Prepon fan.

Funny you say that. She isn't normally my type, but in that particular role, on that particular show, she looked damn good...at least until she died her hair that ridiculous blonde.

Suicane75

10-29-2011, 12:36 AM

RomaGoth

10-29-2011, 12:46 AM

That's the beautiful thing about free will and all that good shit. I know, on a base level, that Jackie was hotter than Donna, but Donna did it for me, Jackie did not. It's the same way some girls preferred Hyde to Kelso. But don't get me started on Eric, he wasn't hot at all.

Fez wasn't bad until he started the Handy Manny shit.

Suicane75

10-29-2011, 12:48 AM

Holy shit I forgot that show even had a Fez.

Matthean

10-29-2011, 07:14 AM

Funny you say that. She isn't normally my type, but in that particular role, on that particular show, she looked damn good...at least until she died her hair that ridiculous blonde.

+1.

SteveMax58

10-29-2011, 07:28 AM

That reminds me, I can't believe anyone has ever found this woman attractive.

http://cdn.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Charlize-Theron-Monster.jpg

That's Charlize Theron in Monster. She was wearing prosthetic pieces on her face to purposely make her as ugly as the real Eileen Wuornos.

This is her without that crap on her face...she's definitely hot.

http://www.jigneshbapna.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/charlize-theron-hair.jpg

CrimsonFox

10-29-2011, 07:59 AM

JediKooter just came up with a great concept...Mila Kunis flavored ice cream! Someone call Ben & Jerry's and tell them to get on it!

I think that'd be a soft ice cream that I would lick slowly and let it melt all over my hand.

mckerney

10-29-2011, 09:10 AM

Ah, a Laura Prepon fan.

Of course people liked Donna more, she was supposed to be the hot one on the show.

CrimsonFox

10-29-2011, 09:23 AM

Of course people liked Donna more, she was supposed to be the hot one on the show.

Well the fact that Hot Donna is hot is kind of a given. :) Laura after the show...meh. Liked her better as a redhead. But yes Hotdonna...

cuervo72

10-29-2011, 09:31 AM

Liked her better as a redhead.

Yep.

(I didn't watch the show, but in general.)

mckerney

10-29-2011, 09:57 AM

So...according to this nonsense, this skinny, flat-chested, cute/sexy chick is hotter than Salma Hayek, Scarlett Johannson and a host of others that have actual adult female bodies?

.

Important note: It doesn't say that one is hotter than the other, just that one is deemed hot by more people than the other. Basically one has wider appeal. Ask all of the people who voted hot for both to rank them and you'll get a variety of answers.

Matthean

10-29-2011, 10:08 AM

This is her without that crap on her face...she's still definitely not hot.

Fixed. :devil:

Buccaneer

10-29-2011, 10:25 AM

CrimsonFox

10-29-2011, 10:31 AM

That's the beautiful thing about free will and all that good shit. I know, on a base level, that Jackie was hotter than Donna, but Donna did it for me, Jackie did not. It's the same way some girls preferred Hyde to Kelso. But don't get me started on Eric, he wasn't hot at all.

Nope, sorry. Free will was removed during the last facebook update. You can turn it on I think in Profiles->Accounts->Thoughts->Human Profiles->Hotness->Freewill

CrimsonFox

10-29-2011, 10:32 AM

So...boobs is the sole judge of hotness? How shallow.

Well if he really misses them so bad, he could call most of them and have them send the body parts on over as they aren't originals.

MrBug708

10-29-2011, 10:32 AM

So...according to this nonsense, this skinny, flat-chested, cute/sexy chick is hotter than Salma Hayek, Scarlett Johannson and a host of others that have actual adult female bodies?

I dont think people are arguing the few percentage points surrounding her. I would love to see Selma go through the voting again. If I was ranking Mila myself, I'd put her in the low 80's

MrBug708

10-29-2011, 10:33 AM

And she is skinny and flat-chested and it doesn't bother me because she isn't an anorexic girl. She's just a normal girl who happens to be very attractive and doesn't have a large rack.

Matthean

10-29-2011, 10:39 AM

So...according to this nonsense, this skinny, flat-chested, cute/sexy chick is hotter than Salma Hayek, Scarlett Johannson and a host of others that have actual adult female bodies?

I will to a default take someone deemed cute/pretty/sexy over someone described as hot. I also tend to prefer women with smaller breast. I really don't get the fascination with bigger breast. I would claim Hayek though. Johannason, whatever. :D

CrimsonFox

10-29-2011, 10:50 AM

And she is skinny and flat-chested and it doesn't bother me because she isn't an anorexic girl. She's just a normal girl who happens to be very attractive and doesn't have a large rack.

Funny I never really thought of Mila as skinny. She's just petite. But there is some meat on her bones. Moreso than the last one we voted for. Don't recall her being flatchested either in fact she isn't. She just doesn't have that silicon bowling ball crap and she doesn't need it. Hotness is just something you have.

Buccaneer

10-29-2011, 10:51 AM

I really don't get the fascination with bigger breast and an ugly dog face that can score 85.16%

:D

Autumn

10-29-2011, 11:45 AM

MrBug708

10-29-2011, 11:51 AM

You guys must bang a lot of horses

Suicane75

10-29-2011, 12:03 PM

Clearly

Desnudo

10-29-2011, 12:32 PM

DanGarion

10-29-2011, 12:54 PM

DanGarion

10-29-2011, 12:55 PM

So...boobs is the sole judge of hotness? How shallow.

I didn't see the word boob in his post.

DanGarion

10-29-2011, 12:57 PM

Maybe I should change this to a Hotness Scale. People rate the celebrity on a scale of 1-10...

Autumn

10-29-2011, 01:10 PM

It's fine to prefer curvier women or something, but it seems silly to suggest she doesn't have an adult female body. I don't know how people get that from her.

MrBug708

10-29-2011, 01:16 PM

Maybe I should change this to a Hotness Scale. People rate the celebrity on a scale of 1-10...

It's fine the way it is. Apparently we can add hot girls to politics and religion and how people will never agree

Autumn

10-29-2011, 01:22 PM

It's fine the way it is. Apparently we can add hot girls to politics and religion and how people will never agree

That's preposterous!

Abe Sargent

10-29-2011, 03:27 PM

So...according to this nonsense, this skinny, flat-chested, cute/sexy chick is hotter than Salma Hayek, Scarlett Johannson and a host of others that have actual adult female bodies?

In my opinion, Scarlet has a weird face that's not...right. She's not even close to hot. Plus she's a bit to Barbie Doll figure for my tastes. Her body looks out of proportion, with giant breasts and tiny waist and hips. I don;t care what body size a woman has, but the hottest are in proportion to each other, and Mila Kunis is. There is no question in my mind that Mila is hotter than Scarlett. In fact, I wouldn't even call SJ hot at all, maybe a 5 outta 10. I figure chicks at 7.5 or more are hot.

Examples of women in this poll I think are hot include - Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, Evangeline Lilly and Alyssa Milano used to be. There are many others, but that's a good sample.

I think one who is about to get there for me is Ellen Page. Every time I see her in something my opinion grows. (Except for Hard Candy)

Buccaneer

10-29-2011, 03:43 PM

Looking at the top 12 (those 82% or higher), I think I voted Hot on most of them (or at least didn't vote Not Hot) - all except one: SJ (ranked way too high). Conversely, I don't think there's any in the bottom 10 that I didn't vote Not Hot on. So think it's a good set of polls because people will vote based on their own criteria (boobiness, celebrityness, lesbianess, etc.) and it evens out in the end.

cuervo72

10-29-2011, 03:45 PM

Examples of women in this poll I think are hot include - Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, Evangeline Lilly and Alyssa Milano used to be. There are many others, but that's a good sample.

I think one who is about to get there for me is Ellen Page. Every time I see her in something my opinion grows. (Except for Hard Candy)

Definition of LITHE
1: easily bent or flexed [lithe steel] [a lithe vine]
2: characterized by easy flexibility and grace [a lithe dancer] [treading with a lithe silent step]; also : athletically slim [the most lithe and graspable of waists — R. P. Warren]

Subby

10-29-2011, 03:52 PM

I like that the people that don't find her hot won't SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT.

Go have a triple cheese with bacon and read some more of Funny Forum Zingers About Pumpy Tudors Volume 3.

RedKingGold

10-29-2011, 03:55 PM

I like that the people that don't find her hot won't SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT.

Go have a triple cheese with bacon and read some more of Funny Forum Zingers About Pumpy Tudors Volume 3.

+1

FOFC needs to grow a penis, we're not a bunch of girls dissecting Cindy Crawford's mole. Get the fuck over yo' selves.

stevew

10-29-2011, 05:20 PM

I think one who is about to get there for me is Ellen Page. Every time I see her in something my opinion grows. (Except for Hard Candy)

Did you see Super?

Abe Sargent

10-29-2011, 07:03 PM

Did you see Super?

Nope

DanGarion

10-29-2011, 07:06 PM

I think that could go both ways...

Suicane75

10-29-2011, 11:04 PM

I like that the people that don't find her hot won't SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT.

Go have a triple cheese with bacon and read some more of Funny Forum Zingers About Pumpy Tudors Volume 3.

DUDE, I CAN'T SHUT UP ABOUT HOW NOT HOT I FIND HER!! :rant:

Pumpy Tudors

10-29-2011, 11:10 PM

I like that the people that don't find her hot won't SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT.

Go have a triple cheese with bacon and read some more of Funny Forum Zingers About Pumpy Tudors Volume 3.
how did i get involved

RedKingGold

10-29-2011, 11:11 PM

how did i get involved

Because you suck, apparently.

Abe Sargent

10-30-2011, 12:01 AM

And not in the good way. Apparently.

MJ4H

10-30-2011, 09:38 AM

And not in the good way. Apparently.

Teeth?

God I hate that.

sterlingice

10-30-2011, 09:51 AM

I like that the people that don't find her hot won't SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT.

Go have a triple cheese with bacon and read some more of Funny Forum Zingers About Pumpy Tudors Volume 3.

I love the people that find her hot and find the idea that someone else doesn't find her hot won't SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT.

Go have a double cheese without bacon and read some more of Funny Forum Zingers About Pumpy Tudors Volume 4.

(Can we cut and paste this into every other CHoN thread now and be done with it?)

SI

mckerney

10-30-2011, 10:22 AM

I know, what's up with people talking about whether or,not they think Mila Kunis is hot in the Mila Kunis Hot or Not thread? WTF?!?!?!?!11

MrBug708

10-30-2011, 11:06 AM

I love the people that find her hot and find the idea that someone else doesn't find her hot won't SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT.

Go have a double cheese without bacon and read some more of Funny Forum Zingers About Pumpy Tudors Volume 4.

(Can we cut and paste this into every other CHoN thread now and be done with it?)

SI

Dude, you havent even voted yet!

BillJasper

10-30-2011, 11:27 AM

Hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot!

Did I mention that I find her hot?

Buccaneer

10-30-2011, 11:33 AM

Dude, you havent even voted yet!

Probably like my vote, there should be a middle option:

Hot
Ok
Not

mckerney

10-30-2011, 11:46 AM

Probably like my vote, there should be a middle option:

Hot
Ok
Not

But wouldn't the oks just be counted with the nos?

Radii

10-30-2011, 12:21 PM

But wouldn't the oks just be counted with the nos?

Nah, the "oks" would piss off everyone:

"She is the hottest woman in the world how could you possibly just say ok what is wrong with you!"

at the same time as

"Dude she is clearly not hot do you see those elbows? How can you even give her enough credit to vote 'ok'?!"

Abe Sargent

10-30-2011, 12:26 PM

Totally agree - this is the wrong place to be middle of the road!

MJ4H

10-30-2011, 12:28 PM

sooner or later squish just like bug

BillJasper

10-30-2011, 12:30 PM

Ok is not hot. Wouldn't not cover it?

mckerney

10-30-2011, 12:37 PM

Totally agree - this is the wrong place to be middle of the road!

Yeah, this is hot or not, not how attractive do you think this lady is. It would be like having a "he was pretty good" option in hall of fame voting.

RendeR

10-30-2011, 12:46 PM

This thread makes me giggle

MrBug708

10-30-2011, 01:10 PM

sooner or later squish just like bug

:(

Fonzie

10-30-2011, 01:24 PM

I would like to suggest that every post arguing about the hotness/not hotness of any candidate be supported by photographic evidence to support the claim. That would at least make these arguments a tad more interesting.

Autumn

10-30-2011, 01:36 PM

Abe Sargent

10-30-2011, 04:11 PM

Tigercat

10-30-2011, 04:27 PM

I am surprised Mila has more than a handful of Not votes. Not that she is that overwhelmingly hot, just that it is hard to imagine a feature about her that isn't hot. Unless you are turned off by somewhat petite girls I guess, or brunettes. Smoking body for a girl her size, very good natural features, and an awesome personality.

You don't have to be a C or a D cup to be hot. At least that's how I thought 99% of the men around here would think... But to each his/her own, just a bit surprised is all.

Ryan S

10-30-2011, 04:57 PM

RedKingGold

10-30-2011, 09:19 PM

MacroGuru

10-30-2011, 09:46 PM

You're right. Ending every single post with initials definitely makes you NOT gay.

RKG

Just bi...

Matthean

10-30-2011, 10:16 PM

I think we hit the point where a new poll is needed.

MrBug708

10-31-2011, 12:17 AM

I think four days is a good amount of days to let a vote drag.

Dan?

CrimsonFox

10-31-2011, 04:01 AM

*shrug* people are still voting.

tyketime

10-31-2011, 09:17 AM

Since we love numbers, statistics, and skewed poll results:

1. Mila Kunis has officially been named the HOTTEST celebrity HON in FOFC history. She has gathered more hot votes than any other celebrity (currently at 170 vs Jessica Alba at 167).

2. More FOFCers prefer Mila Kunis than any other woman!

Autumn

10-31-2011, 09:30 AM

NEW POLL, NEW POLL

Come on everybody.

NEW POLL, NEW POLL ...

DanGarion

10-31-2011, 03:19 PM

New polls are on Thursdays!

DanGarion

10-31-2011, 03:20 PM

I love it when jackasses that don't even vote come and shit in the thread. Thanks for adding your two cents.

Ksyrup

10-31-2011, 03:26 PM

My Not vote has nothing to do with the body, I just can't get past the face. There is something about the face that is making me vote no, I can't explain exactly what.

It's what I mentioned a couple of pages back, I bet - her eyes. She's got Ryan Braun eyes, bordering on horsey-ish (although not). They are out of proportion with the rest of her facial features and the size of her head.

Suicane75

10-31-2011, 03:34 PM

She's a Grey!

CrimsonFox

11-01-2011, 09:49 AM

I loveloveLOVE her eyes. I could get lost in those eyes.

Rizon

11-01-2011, 10:16 AM

It's what I mentioned a couple of pages back, I bet - her eyes. She's got Ryan Braun eyes, bordering on horsey-ish (although not). They are out of proportion with the rest of her facial features and the size of her head.

+1

JediKooter

11-01-2011, 10:23 AM

I loveloveLOVE her eyes. I could get lost in those eyes.

There's lots of places I'd get lost in on Mila...

CrimsonFox

11-01-2011, 10:38 AM

There's lots of places I'd get lost in on Mila...

I almost typed something like that but didn't want to get too porno on the thread... :P

BillJasper

11-01-2011, 10:40 AM

There's lots of places I'd get lost in on Mila...

Amen!

JediKooter

11-01-2011, 11:02 AM

I almost typed something like that but didn't want to get too porno on the thread... :P

Someone has to do the dirty jobs. :)

Amen!

High 5! :)

RainMaker

11-17-2011, 03:27 AM

For those who chose no, there is no need to click the spoiler as we've already attained the fact that you are not into perfect women.

http://i.imgur.com/LAGuA.jpg

Autumn

11-17-2011, 09:28 AM

Oh glorious Thursday. I can't wait to be shocked and amazed yet again that people don't agree with me.

Seriously, I'm not a dogmatic person, and yet these polls constantly surprise me with how completely differently two people can view the world.

ISiddiqui

10-10-2012, 02:06 PM

Congrats Mila Kunis for being Esquire Magazine's Sexiest Woman Alive 2012:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/2012/10/08/esquire-2012-sexiest-woman-alive-mila-kunis-topless/1619665/

BillJasper

10-10-2012, 02:44 PM

Esquire got this one right.

+1

Easy Mac

10-10-2012, 02:47 PM

I'm confused why the sexiest woman alive changes yearly. Do that many sexy women die each year? Shouldn't we be throwing our money into researching why so many sexy women die each year? This should be the first topic in the vice presidential debate.

sterlingice

10-10-2012, 02:49 PM

Paul Ryan would just look uncomfortable while Joe Biden would answer it with a long winded response that would make all of us watching at home feel uncomfortable.

(tho one could surmise that it's our definition of "sexy" that keeps changing not that people keep dying)

SI

CrimsonFox

10-10-2012, 02:54 PM

Esquire got this one right.

+100000000000000000000 :)

CrimsonFox

10-10-2012, 03:12 PM

Wow she was dating Macauley Calkin for 8 years! WTF!

Autumn

10-10-2012, 03:22 PM

Let Honolulu Blue explain it to you, CF

sabotai

10-10-2012, 03:29 PM

This news feels less like it belongs in "Esquire" and more like it belongs in "Duh".

DanGarion

10-10-2012, 03:37 PM

Too bad the article is wrong.

Autumn

10-10-2012, 03:51 PM

Prove it! Perhaps through some type of poll ...

DanGarion

10-10-2012, 04:01 PM

Prove it! Perhaps through some type of poll ...

It already was done. I'm done with CHoN, someone is more than welcome to take over on it though. I'll give them access to the Google Docs.

DanGarion

10-10-2012, 04:02 PM

Sorry dude, the article has been officiall endorsed by FOFC's leading Sexiness Expert, so it looks like you're the one who's wrong here.

It's ok. It happens.

You can't self appoint yourself a imaginary title and expect others to accept it. Considering my experience in Hot or Not polls I would think I'm more official than you are.

Passacaglia

10-10-2012, 04:04 PM

You can't self appoint yourself a imaginary title and expect others to accept it. Considering my experience in Hot or Not polls I would think I'm more official than you are.

Doesn't the fact that you keep asking if so-and-so is sexy every week mean that you must know the least about it?

DanGarion

10-10-2012, 04:06 PM

Doesn't the fact that you keep asking if so-and-so is sexy every week mean that you must know the least about it?

I'm not the one asking. Trust me I know who is Hot and who is Not, you guys are the morons that needed the voting.

DanGarion

10-10-2012, 04:27 PM

Considering your voting in the Hot or Not poll, FOFC's leading Sexiness Expert thinks you're wholly unqualified for the position.

We appreciate your interest, though, and will keep your resume on file if there is another opening we think you might be a fit for.

Have a great day!

-The Office Of FOFC's Sexiness Expert

Stop voting along your party lines. I vote for the people! I am the people's candidate!

sterlingice

10-10-2012, 04:36 PM

I think in light of recent events, a hot picture post off might not be the best way to solve this problem.

SI

Matthean

10-10-2012, 05:27 PM

You can't self appoint yourself a imaginary title and expect others to accept it. Considering my experience in Hot or Not polls I would think I'm more official than you are.

Watch Saturday Night Live: You Can Do Anything online | Free | Hulu (http://www.hulu.com/watch/319318)

Matthean

10-10-2012, 05:28 PM

I think in light of recent events, a hot picture post off might not be the best way to solve this problem.

SI

+1.

CrimsonFox

10-10-2012, 05:30 PM

I'm not the one asking. Trust me I know who is Hot and who is Not, you guys are the morons that needed the voting.

awww dude, you're calling us names. That hurts our feelings. :cry:

BillJasper

10-10-2012, 05:33 PM

I think the only thing that hurts her HOT rating is that she dated Caulkin for eight years.

chadritt

10-10-2012, 05:48 PM

I think the only thing that hurts her HOT rating is that she dated Caulkin for eight years.

In her defense she was actually blind in one eye the whole time. They broke up right after she got her eye fixed. Yes I know this because its mean and funny.

Matthean

10-10-2012, 05:49 PM

I think the only thing that hurts her HOT rating is that she dated Caulkin for eight years.

I thought it was her not being attractive.

DanGarion

10-10-2012, 09:18 PM

I thought it was her not being attractive.

DING!

Autumn

10-11-2012, 08:19 AM

In her defense she was actually blind in one eye the whole time. They broke up right after she got her eye fixed. Yes I know this because its mean and funny.

No wonder he was always standing on her left!

Matthean

10-11-2012, 09:48 AM

Apparently up for the lead in the 50 Shades of Gray movie.

Matthean

02-28-2013, 12:23 PM

http://media.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10300/1249-ew-COVER-OZ.jpg

Logan

02-28-2013, 12:30 PM

Who's that ugly broad?

RendeR

02-28-2013, 12:31 PM

I like Mila, I love her attitude and she's got a fine ass. However, her face makes me want to punch her pouty mouth until it stops pouting. Looking at her constant scrunched up grimace just pisses me off far more than the rest of her turns me on. So...Not Hot.

Those of you who enjoy that look must just LOVE the constant duck face postings online. Can't understand why, but hey, its all you so carry on.

Toddzilla

02-28-2013, 12:51 PM

I'd hit that shit until monkeys flew out of my ass

M GO BLUE!!!

02-28-2013, 01:00 PM

I'd hit that shit until monkeys flew out of my ass

I'd say I would, as my history shows I wouldn't bother putting in the effort to get there.

Out of curiosity, why would you stop when the monkeys flew out?

bulletsponge

02-28-2013, 01:06 PM

I'd say I would, as my history shows I wouldn't bother putting in the effort to get there.

Out of curiosity, why would you stop when the monkeys flew out?

i would imagine a monkey ripping thru your backside would be pretty traumatic

QuikSand

02-28-2013, 01:14 PM

I'd hit that shit until monkeys flew out of my ass

i think ur doin it wrong

JediKooter

02-28-2013, 01:18 PM

Yea...I'd hit it.

http://www.oesquema.com.br/trabalhosujo/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/milakunis.gif

DaddyTorgo

02-28-2013, 01:18 PM

Yea...I'd hit it.

http://www.oesquema.com.br/trabalhosujo/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/milakunis.gif

I wouldn't fit...

DanGarion

02-28-2013, 01:21 PM

i would imagine a monkey ripping thru your backside would be pretty traumatic

This guys know all about it.

http://i.imgur.com/JLlF9jG.jpg

JediKooter

02-28-2013, 01:22 PM

I wouldn't fit...

You must have big hands.

Suicane75

02-28-2013, 01:29 PM

Yea...I'd hit it.

http://www.oesquema.com.br/trabalhosujo/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/milakunis.gif

Rhianna can do that too.

JediKooter

02-28-2013, 01:33 PM

Rhianna can do that too.

Getting hit or putting her fist in her mouth?

DaddyTorgo

02-28-2013, 01:49 PM

The "Rhianna" episode of L&O last night was rough. Singer-girl ended up getting murdered by the "Chris Brown" after she wouldn't let the cops help her.

JediKooter

02-28-2013, 01:53 PM

The "Rhianna" episode of L&O last night was rough. Singer-girl ended up getting murdered by the "Chris Brown" after she wouldn't let the cops help her.

Sounds like the moral of the story is: Get rich, be a dick...get hot girlfriend?

Suicane75

02-28-2013, 01:57 PM

Getting hit or putting her fist in her mouth?

yes

Subby

02-28-2013, 02:23 PM

I like Mila, I love her attitude and she's got a fine ass. However, her face makes me want to punch her pouty mouth until it stops pouting. Looking at her constant scrunched up grimace just pisses me off far more than the rest of her turns me on. So...Not Hot.
Executive summary for the ladies: if your physical appearance does not please RendeR, he will be angry and he will hit you in the face. :mad:

Butter

02-28-2013, 02:25 PM

Sounds like the moral of the story is: Get rich, be a dick...get hot girlfriend?

I thought this was a widely known thing that would work.

JediKooter

02-28-2013, 02:36 PM

yes

Sounds simple enough.

I thought this was a widely known thing that would work.

I've been holding out hope that it was an urban legend.

Desnudo

02-28-2013, 02:44 PM

Sounds like the moral of life is: Get rich...get hot girlfriend?

fixed it for you

JediKooter

02-28-2013, 03:08 PM

fixed it for you

I can't argue with that change.

Matthean

02-28-2013, 05:36 PM

fixed it for you

Sadly being a dick without getting rich tends to work far more than you think it would.

Desnudo

02-28-2013, 08:07 PM

Sadly being a dick without getting rich tends to work far more than you think it would.

You could change it to get rich get hot girlfriend without daddy issues

M GO BLUE!!!

02-28-2013, 09:12 PM

The "Rhianna" episode of L&O last night was rough. Singer-girl ended up getting murdered by the "Chris Brown" after she wouldn't let the cops help her.

Easily the dumbest episode this season. it was laughably bad. But then I always laugh at the ones where they create a singer or an athlete.

DaddyTorgo

02-28-2013, 09:15 PM

Easily the dumbest episode this season. it was laughably bad. But then I always laugh at the ones where they create a singer or an athlete.

Oh yeah, it was pretty damn dumb and transparent and had no "mystery" aspect to it or whatever. It was REALLY heavy-handed and preachy, and the acting by the guest stars was baddddd.

But oh well...a stinker every so often is to be expected.