Lindsay Lohan poses nude as Marilyn Monroe

[rowech]

Not safe for work...

Go to NYMag's page.

[rowech]

Slide show is there for viewing as well.

[MikeVic]

It's really slow and is taking forever to load even the main page...

Also, if there are nudies, you might want to get rid of the link. I think that's not allowed.

[MikeVic]

She has a lot of freckles.

[rkmsuf]

Big ups for using the hxxp and still including the direct link.

[rowech]

Not sure what the rules are, I dumped the link in case. Just go to New York Mag's page if interested and there's a slideshow. It does take forever as I'm sure it's being visited quite a bit. She has thousands of freckles. More than any woman I've ever seen.

[Anthony]

do you see anything good or is she conveniently covering any items of interest with a blanket or strategically placed hand?

[Draft Dodger]

do you see anything good or is she conveniently covering any items of interest with a blanket or strategically placed hand?

you want him to masturbate for you too, lazy boy?

[Joe]

do you see anything good or is she conveniently covering any items of interest with a blanket or strategically placed hand?

one shot you can see nipple, and in one other you get some action without blockage. the other shots have coverings.

[Lonnie]

Not that great...

[MJ4H]

I'm still waiting on the page to load. It's taking forever. Can someone say HARRRR for me?

[st.cronin]

I'm a Lohan fan, but she does not look good in these pics.

[Joe]

you want him to masturbate for you too, lazy boy?

been there, done that

[rowech]

I'm a Lohan fan, but she does not look good in these pics.

She's lost a lot in the last 1-2 years in my opinion.

[st.cronin]

She's lost a lot in the last 1-2 years in my opinion.

I think she still looks good for the most part, just this particular shoot she looks strange. Its such an obvious disguise, and she doesn't look comfortable.

[stevew]

what the hell is wrong with the internets? No page should take this long to load up.

[Schmidty]

Big meh.

Really, really bad areola/nipples. That killed the rest for me.

[Joe]

what the hell is wrong with the internets? No page should take this long to load up.

its in other places. look for it on popcrunch

[Izulde]

I'll be checking this out later in the day.

[Noop]

She has some small as nipples. I perfer gumdrop nipples myself. I must admit I got alittle chub looking at her cooch which looks to be nice and neat.

[Pumpy Tudors]

NYMag's page took so long to load, I ended up rubbing one out to the sidebar ad before all the pictures could load. Ah, well, I'll try again in a couple of hours.

[kurtism]

NYMag's page took so long to load, I ended up rubbing one out to the sidebar ad before all the pictures could load. Ah, well, I'll try again in a couple of hours.

Close the thread. We have a winner.

[Buccaneer]

Marilyn Monroe was who she was but I cannot think of an uglier celebrity to try to pose as. All these Monroe-wannabees and lookalikes the past several years have been horrible looking, very unattractive. Not really a fan of Lohan but even in her drugged out state, she would look better as she is.

[Anthony]

you want him to masturbate for you too, lazy boy?

just did it, viewed the pics on popcrunch per someone else's suggestion.


unless he's game for sloppy seconds...

[cougarfreak]

That looks like some nasty shit to me.

[Crim]

Meh.

[SteveMax58]

I never did see her as anything more than a nappy-looking barfly.

I now realize I owe many a nappy-looking barfly an apology.

[Groundhog]

I don't know if I can even be bothered searching for NYMag's website address to look at these.

[Lorena]

She's a beautiful woman, but not as a blond w/ short hair.

[JeeberD]

She's much better looking now than she was a year or two ago when she looked like skeletor.

Oh, and I dig freckles...

[MJ4H]

Lindsay Lohan circa Mean Girls was amazing. Now, sorta. Getting better maybe??

[Oilers9911]

Lindsay Lohan is totally unimpressive.

[Apathetic Lurker]

but she has an impressive set of lungs

[rowech]

Lindsay Lohan circa Mean Girls was amazing. Now, sorta. Getting better maybe??

Agree on both counts.

[korme]

ID BEAT IT UP

[saldana]

naked or not, i still think she looked like a dirty crack addict....count me among the not impressed.

[Galaril]

naked or not, i still think she looked like a dirty crack addict....count me among the not impressed.

+1

[oliegirl]

She's a beautiful woman, but not as a blond w/ short hair.

Agreed, I think Lindsey looks best as "the girl next door", not a lot of makeup, natural reddish haircolor, etc... Also, part of the magic of the original photo shoot with Marilyn was that it was all candid, she just posed and he snapped...there was nothing planned about it. That quality is so clearly not there with the Lindsey shoot, it's all very staged and just looks like a cheap copy of the original. I'm not impressed at all.

[MizzouRah]

Not great, but not bad either.

[Groundhog]

Had the photos e-mailed to me three times.

Not good at all IMO. Horrible fake boobs, sun (or solarium) damaged skin... Overall, much worse than I expected.

[JeeberD]

Fake boobs? If anything, they're slightly saggy...

[Young Drachma]

Looked a lot better than I anticipated. But clearly her best days are behind her. Overexposure is a bitch, me thinks.

[Rizon]

The 2007 Dolphins were better than those pictures.

[Schmidty]

Fake boobs? If anything, they're slightly saggy...

Yep, the boob doctor agrees with Jeebs.

[Groundhog]

It'll take more than sag to convince me they aren't fake. I've seen some horrible boob jobs in my day (of surfing for Internet porn).

[Schmidty]

It'll take more than sag to convince me they aren't fake. I've seen some horrible boob jobs in my day (of surfing for Internet porn).

Sorry man. They aren't fake. They're ugly. But they aren't fake.

The King of Breasts has spoken, and has never been wrong.

[Schmidty]

Dola.

After another quick glance, I must take my last post back. I will give them a 50% chance of being fake. The roundness doesn't look quite right.

[ageofquarrel]

should have done this when she was 17 still would though

[Vinatieri for Prez]

I think this pic ends the debate of whether the boobies are fake. They're not.

hxxp://usversusthem.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/lindsay-lohan-boobs.jpg

Actually, this pic is better than any that showed up in the Monroe pictorial.

Warning, it's a very revealing side shot so be careful when viewing, if at work, etc.

[Groundhog]

I think this pic ends the debate of whether the boobies are fake. They're not.

hxxp://usversusthem.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/lindsay-lohan-boobs.jpg

Actually, this pic is better than any that showed up in the Monroe pictorial.

Warning, it's a very revealing side shot so be careful when viewing, if at work, etc.

Yup, that verifies two things; 1, they are real, and 2, they are horrible.

[MizzouRah]

I think this pic ends the debate of whether the boobies are fake. They're not.

hxxp://usversusthem.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/lindsay-lohan-boobs.jpg

Actually, this pic is better than any that showed up in the Monroe pictorial.

Warning, it's a very revealing side shot so be careful when viewing, if at work, etc.

Liking this pic MUCH better.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Lindsay Lohan is coming over to my house tonight. She just called me to confirm, and she said that anyone who hates her boobs is fucked.

[Apathetic Lurker]

Lindsay Lohan is coming over to my house tonight. She just called me to confirm, and she said that anyone who hates her boobs is fucked.


So you are gonna wait for sloppy thirds? She just confirmed for this afternoon.With me and the missus

[rkmsuf]

So you are gonna wait for sloppy thirds? She just confirmed for this afternoon.With me and the missus

thirds? that's a treat for the pumpster.

[Pumpy Tudors]

smurf's right

[cuervo72]

LL doesn't have nice enough hips. She's trim, but still doesn't have enough curve going from her waist to her hips.

[rkmsuf]

Sorry, you don't have enough curve now get the fuck out.

[cuervo72]

If she's going to do nudes, she's going to be critiqued. Just one explanation for why some might go "eh, she could look better".

[Anthony]

i can guarantee everyone here, sight unseen, that cuervo has never had anyone as hot/sexy as Lindsay Lohan.


one doesn't need to be a better painter than DaVinci to critique the Mona Lisa, but who is anyone kidding - the people doing the critiquing could never hope to create something as iconic as that painting. yeah, opinions are free, but to insinuate you'd turn her away cuz of her "uncurvy hips" is silliness. its how you present your critiques. if i were to critique her i'd say "she's a tad on the freckly side which isn't usually my cup of tea, but i would still infect her with my sperm...several times."

[cuervo72]

Never said I'd turn her away. She's hot, sure. But, she doesn't have quite the body of some models out there. And if she's posing nude, that's what you compare her to. Other nude models.

FWIW, I think celebrity/exposure distorts hotness in our culture. Yeah, some celebs are outrageously hot on any scale. Lots of others though just happened to be in the right place at the right time, or happened to have interests/ambitions that put them in the spotlight. My guess is Lindsay Lohan, Claims Adjuster wouldn't have the same luster as LL, Actress.

Also, I've no problem with freckles.

[cuervo72]

Dola - my man Morgado backs me up here:

12:05:52 pm [cuervo72]: hey Morg, quick question - does Lohan pass the campus test?
12:06:03 pm [Morgado]: Lindsay Lohan?
12:06:08 pm [cuervo72]: yeah
12:06:12 pm [Morgado]: Which version?
12:06:20 pm [cuervo72]: current
12:06:47 pm [Morgado]: no
12:07:00 pm [Morgado]: She's kinda hot, but no better than what's on campus

[Anthony]

if i see a nude chick (especially one who is hot) i take her for what she is, a hot nude chick. i don't say "she got a great body, but your ass isn't as firm as Jessica Alba's". you don't look at someone's Porsche and say "nice car, but it sure ain't no Ferrari".

and i don't think many hot chicks on campus are willing to go as close to the edge as Lindsay is. i read an account of some guy who banged her and he claims her body was phenominal and she was very eager to do any position. hot chicks on campus are cock-teases.

Lindsay, my friend, is the real deal wild girl.


Dan: "You know what? I like women.

I like all kinds of women.

I especially like women I don't know very well."

Bernie: "He's back. He's happening."

Dan: "This is the place."

[Both]: "Tonight we ride! A bottle of your best cognac and fresh horses for the men."

[cuervo72]

Close to the edge. I guess that's all well and good if you're with her (or that dude who likely wanted to get with her again). If you're on the intarwebs, photos with parts covered or behind a veil aren't too wild compared to the oh, thousands of chicks out there who "model". Compared to what's floating around on the web, this picture set is a Tercel. With a spotty paint job.


(I bet many college chicks are just as wild, btw...I admittedly just didn't run into any personally.)

[Anthony]

i swear, i would love to see some of the cave trolls you guys have banged.

[Dr. Sak]

Cave trolls!!! HAHAHA great one HA!

[rkmsuf]

This thread delivers. Much like Lohan in bed.

[cuervo72]

I'm pretty selective. I don't think the 5'11" blonde from college would qualify as a "cave troll". Nor would my wife for that matter, unless you're really looking to pick a fight.

[rkmsuf]

I'm pretty selective. I don't think the 5'11" blonde from college would qualify as a "cave troll". Nor would my wife for that matter, unless you're really looking to pick a fight.

don't make us compare curves

[Pumpy Tudors]

my wife puts a nice curve in her signature when she dots the "i" at the end of her name. it's the strangest thing because dots don't normally have curves. this is why i married her.

also because she can hook me up with guys who like the name "bowling inferno"

[Crim]

also because she can hook me up with guys

Um.

You sure you wanna put that out there, PT?

[Pumpy Tudors]

Um.

You sure you wanna put that out there, PT?
i'm all for equal opportunity

[Dr. Sak]

Well I think it is only fair since his wife works at Seton Hill.

[Anthony]

I'm pretty selective. I don't think the 5'11" blonde from college would qualify as a "cave troll". Nor would my wife for that matter, unless you're really looking to pick a fight.

this thread isn't "whose wife is hotter than Lohan?".


this is now about me trying to get you to say "yeah, Lindsay Lohan has a ton of body freckles and/or uncurvy hips, but at the end of the day she's hotter than anything i've ever inserted my penis into."

its ok to criticize someone's naked body (although unless you have the scrotum to pose naked in a magazine you really shouldn't be throwing stones but that's a different debate), but you should do it while also acknowledging how little of a chance you have of ever banging something even close to that level.

case in point - standing next to Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansen doesn't look so outstanding. but i wouldn't for a second try to pretend it wouldn't be one of the top 3 greatest things to happen to me if she allowed me to bed her.

[Karlifornia]

Nice tits on her.

[cuervo72]

this thread isn't "whose wife is hotter than Lohan?".


this is now about me trying to get you to say "yeah, Lindsay Lohan has a ton of body freckles and/or uncurvy hips, but at the end of the day she's hotter than anything i've ever inserted my penis into."

its ok to criticize someone's naked body (although unless you have the scrotum to pose naked in a magazine you really shouldn't be throwing stones but that's a different debate), but you should do it while also acknowledging how little of a chance you have of ever banging something even close to that level.

case in point - standing next to Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansen doesn't look so outstanding. but i wouldn't for a second try to pretend it wouldn't be one of the top 3 greatest things to happen to me if she allowed me to bed her.

Given that she is a Hollywood starlet - no, I don't think it's reasonable that any of us would, unless we were a) ridiculously good looking, b) rich, c) were in some other way part of the Hollywood culture. You plop her in some run-of-the-mill suburb and I think the chance in general goes WAY up. I don't think she's that unbelievably hot - my contention is that there are plenty of women out there who are just as hot, and given enough luck (and well, maybe a time machine in my case to go back 10 years) who knows (hell, if FishFan was able to bang a Colts cheerleader for a number of months...).

[st.cronin]

I like the shoot better on second look, but oliegirl and Bucc both expressed something of what I don't like about it.

Also, totally unrelated, I think Lohan is a totally brilliant actress. I hope she has a long career, she's very entertaining to watch, even in bad movies.

[cuervo72]

its ok to criticize someone's naked body (although unless you have the scrotum to pose naked in a magazine you really shouldn't be throwing stones but that's a different debate), but you should do it while also acknowledging how little of a chance you have of ever banging something even close to that level.

Hrm...would you argue that only actors or directors should be film critics, chefs food critics, musicians music critics, authors literary critics....

[kurtism]

The Pope has spoken. Nothing more to see here.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Now we just need to get jas_lov's declaration of the truth, and this thread is complete.

[Anthony]

if those people routinely bang females on par with what you find in a Victoria's Secret catalogue, then yes, they should feel free to criticize.


put it this way - Jessica Alba at one point was #1 on my hot chicks i want to fornicate with. then she came out with the Fantastic Four movie in blond hair and i thought she was not pretty. now, Jessica represents perfection in a woman, and if she ever were drugged enough to allow me to phallicly explore the walls of her vaginal canal i would do so, even if she was Jessica Alba circa Fantastic Four. i will tell you i didn't think she was pretty, but i'm also going to acknowledge that i'm in no place to scrutinize her (and i look good, btw). she is above my level in terms of looks, so as such, she is above my petty criticisms.

this isn't going anywhere though, you've proven yourself to be rather consistent with your outlook, i certainly won't be able to get you to acknowledge what most of us want to hear. your wife should consider herself lucky someone with such high standards as yourself chose her as his wife.

[kurtism]

Parsing "logic"...

If one is "above another's level" in terms of X, then one is above the other's "petty criticisms" of X.

Hmmm, pretty sure this leads to an obvious conclusion, but i can't quite put my finger on it....

[rkmsuf]

Parsing "logic"...

If one is "above another's level" in terms of X, then one is above the other's "petty criticisms" of X.

Hmmm, pretty sure this leads to an obvious conclusion, but i can't quite put my finger on it....

I have no fucking clue what you are talking about. I'm still waiting for the cave troll pic thread.

[Jim G.]

Obviously, only people who have reviewed games should be qualified to write them.

(insert smiley face here)

Here's the problem I have with Lohan:

17: off the charts, and not in a Lolita manner at all.

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/M/zM/TO/3Y/jN/wY/TZ/tF/kX/nB/na/B5/lM/B5/VN/wU/jN/2g/jN/4A/jM/B5/VM._SY400_SX600_.jpg

20: starting to look fairly weathered

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/M/0k/DO/4Y/DM/wY/TZ/tF/kX/nB/na/B5/lM/B5/VO/0M/zN/zM/TO/4E/jM/B5/VM._SY400_SX600_.jpg

By 25, she's going to look like the portrait of Paris Hilton her father keeps in his attic.

I get the point about the curves. She doesn't have that look you like to see in a girl who isn't naturally waif-thin. In addition to the substances we can't mention here, I would suspect yo-yo dieting has played havoc on her tone.

And, yeah, you do nudes, you don't get compared to Sheila Sixpack on campus, you get compared to the original Marilyn Monroe. And, right now, Lohan is no Marilyn Monroe.

[Anthony]

Parsing "logic"...

If one is "above another's level" in terms of X, then one is above the other's "petty criticisms" of X.

Hmmm, pretty sure this leads to an obvious conclusion, but i can't quite put my finger on it....

excellent, i certainly see the logic and perfectly understand what you were trying to say.





ok, i'll be honest - i don't.

[Anthony]

hey, it's the internet, i guess it wouldn't be much fun if we all thought the same way. jim g. and cuervo obviously think differently than i do.


i only hope they have the courage to be as frank and honest to Lindsay's face if she ever were to appear naked before them (providing they were single guys) as they are here. i know my reservations about her excessive body freckles would go out the window.

[rkmsuf]

hey, it's the internet, i guess it wouldn't be much fun if we all thought the same way. jim g. and cuervo obviously think differently than i do.


i only hope they have the courage to be as frank and honest to Lindsay's face if she ever were to appear naked before them (providing they were single guys) as they are here. i know my reservations about her excessive body freckles would go out the window.

I foresee raging boners if that was the case.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I'm still looking for a post in this thread where someone said "I wouldn't have sex with Lindsay Lohan." Somebody help me out here.

Shit, most of us here are men. We'd have sex with Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan's freckles, a sandwich, Lindsay Lohan at 18, Lindsay Lohan at 25, etc., etc.

[st.cronin]

I wouldn't have sex with Lindsay Lohan. I would have sex with Pumpy Tudors, though.

[Anthony]

I'm still looking for a post in this thread where someone said "I wouldn't have sex with Lindsay Lohan." Somebody help me out here.

Shit, most of us here are men. We'd have sex with Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan's freckles, a sandwich, Lindsay Lohan at 18, Lindsay Lohan at 25, etc., etc.

my point is more "yeah, she doesn't have the most perfect body ever, but she's still hot and has a great naked body and she is most likely hotter than anyone who's ever been attracted to us". to just say "she doesn't have curvy hips" without quallifying that statement with "...but i'd still fornicate with her" is just silly. no one outside of Marissa Miller and Brad Pitt has a perfect body/face, so to point out flaws just cuz the girl is naked is a little too unnecessary. we're human, we all have imperfections. it should go without saying. the moon is beautiful, what, are they gonna point out all the craters, too?

but it doesn't matter, pumpy, i'm just gonna file this under "we're all allowed to decide who we think is hot/not hot (...even if some of us may be more wrong than others)". to each his own.

[MizzouRah]

I wouldn't have sex with Lindsay Lohan. I would have sex with Pumpy Tudors, though.

You mean you haven't yet?

[Pumpy Tudors]

welp

[SteveMax58]

i only hope they have the courage to be as frank and honest to Lindsay's face if she ever were to appear naked before them (providing they were single guys) as they are here. i know my reservations about her excessive body freckles would go out the window.

I said she looked like a nappy barfly...because she does to me. Would I kick her out of bed(if I were single again)?? Nope. Well..unless she farted...she isnt hot enough to fart in bed. By contrast...I liked blonde Jessica Alba better. Now there's a girl who could rip one and stick around.

The biggest factor to me is that this is a hollywood girl with all kinds of resources for makeup, hair, eating right, staying fit...everything a girl needs to be hot...and that still doesnt make her hotter than plenty of girls I'd see on an average trip to the mall.

I'm not saying she's completely disgusting...just no better than average. But thats just me.

[st.cronin]

You mean you haven't yet?

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to imply that.

[Anthony]

I'm not saying she's completely disgusting...just no better than average. But thats just me.

there are many fast thoroughbreds. they're all bred for speed. some more fast than others, but generally, given the right conditions, any thoroughbred can beat the other. now, if someone were to take you to a stable and say "you can ride this beautiful, exqsuite exotic horse that no one has ever heard of....or, you can ride this also good looking horse here, you might know it's name - its Secretariat" which are you going to choose? sure, the beautiful unknown horse may have a wonderful mane, or a silky looking tail, or barely touch the ground as is gallops. but Secretariat? if you told your friends you rode a wonderful looking no-name horse, they would say "wow, cool". now if you told them you rode Secretariat....

so the thing is, yeah, on any given day you might encounter random chicks who are hotter than some Hollywood starlet, but no one knows who they are and they'll always be "some random hot chick i banged way back when". if you say "i banged Lindsay Lohan", now that's a different story. no one is gonna care about your no-name chick. but they're certainly gonna wanna hear every detail of when you rode Lohan.

[SteveMax58]

so the thing is, yeah, on any given day you might encounter random chicks who are hotter than some Hollywood starlet, but no one knows who they are and they'll always be "some random hot chick i banged way back when". if you say "i banged Lindsay Lohan", now that's a different story. no one is gonna care about your no-name chick. but they're certainly gonna wanna hear every detail of when you rode Lohan.

Alright, fair enough point. But I was only basing that on her looks...not the whole celebrity-conquest aspect of it.

So...you are the last guy in the bar/club/whatever...you have 2 girls left and both have told you they are all your's tonight. One LOOKS EXACTLY like Jessica Alba(whichever version you like best) but isnt, and the other IS Lindsay Lohan. But Lindsay doesnt like to share her men, since she's a starlet and all so you have to pick only one...

Which do you go home with?

[Anthony]

Alright, fair enough point. But I was only basing that on her looks...not the whole celebrity-conquest aspect of it.

So...you are the last guy in the bar/club/whatever...you have 2 girls left and both have told you they are all your's tonight. One LOOKS EXACTLY like Jessica Alba(whichever version you like best) but isnt, and the other IS Lindsay Lohan. But Lindsay doesnt like to share her men, since she's a starlet and all so you have to pick only one...

Which do you go home with?

give me the real deal, Holyfield.


that's like asking your wife if she would want a 4 carat cubic zarconia ring or a 3 carat real diamond.

[SteveMax58]

give me the real deal, Holyfield.


that's like asking your wife if she would want a 4 carat cubic zarconia ring or a 3 carat real diamond.

Alright...same situation. This time you have a girl who looks EXACTLY LIKE Jessica Alba...and the REAL Chelsea Clinton.

Same outcome?

[Vinatieri for Prez]

I'm just stepping into say that if some of you are going to extol the virtures of Marisa Miller, get her name right?

[Anthony]

Alright...same situation. This time you have a girl who looks EXACTLY LIKE Jessica Alba...and the REAL Chelsea Clinton.

Same outcome?

i'll take Chelsea. no brainer. how many people can say they banged the daughter of a leader of the free world?

everytime my son would be in school and the pics of all the presidents would be shown above the blackboard, he would be able to whisper to his friends "lol, my dad totally banged that president's daughter!" and he would get to high five his friends.

now, don't go asking me if i would rather bang rosie o'donnell over a jessica alba look-alike. let's not get silly.

people know names, they know notoriety. they know fame. everyone has a hot chick in the neighborhood they'd love to get in bed with, but no one cares about random neighborhood hot chicks cuz we all have them. we're in a culture that is obsessed with celebrity. i'm just playing along.

[Apathetic Lurker]

Never said I'd turn her away. She's hot, sure. But, she doesn't have quite the body of some models out there. And if she's posing nude, that's what you compare her to. Other nude models.

FWIW, I think celebrity/exposure distorts hotness in our culture. Yeah, some celebs are outrageously hot on any scale. Lots of others though just happened to be in the right place at the right time, or happened to have interests/ambitions that put them in the spotlight. My guess is Lindsay Lohan, Claims Adjuster wouldn't have the same luster as LL, Actress.

Also, I've no problem with freckles.

Okay , comparing her to other nude models.... bridget the midget or lohan...hmmm , lohan maybe.. any of the.."ahem" models in the bbw parts of the internet...i'd be pickin' lohan


you didnt specify which type of nude models

[Apathetic Lurker]

i swear, i would love to see some of the cave trolls you guys have banged.

No you don't...Really... no you don't..."shudder"

[Honolulu_Blue]

put it this way - Jessica Alba at one point was #1 on my hot chicks i want to fornicate with. then she came out with the Fantastic Four movie in blond hair and i thought she was not pretty. now, Jessica represents perfection in a woman...

Now, I'll never say Jessica Alba is ugly, because she's not. But she's far, far, far from perfection in a woman. I've said this 1,000 times, the girl has no presence, no sizzle, nothing besides her vapid good looks. She's just never done it for me. That's not saying that if I ever met her, she wouldn't be one of the hottest women I've ever seen or if I ever slept with her, she'd be the hottest chick I'd ever sleep with if I lived my life 100x's over, but still...

she is above my level in terms of looks, so as such, she is above my petty criticisms.

Wrong. This makes no sense. If this logic were applied more broadly, there would be too many things in the world we couldn't criticize. I mean, under that rationale, because every professional athlete is above my level in terms of athleticism, they would be above my petty criticisms. The same would go for most actors, singers, or almost any professional. That simply cannot be the standard.

[Pumpy Tudors]

what better, someone who looks like Jessica Alba or the real Russell Crowe?

[Apathetic Lurker]

What better, someone who looks like Jessica Alba or the real Pumpy Tudors?

[Anthony]

Wrong. This makes no sense. If this logic were applied more broadly, there would be too many things in the world we couldn't criticize. I mean, under that rationale, because every professional athlete is above my level in terms of athleticism, they would be above my petty criticisms. The same would go for most actors, singers, or almost any professional. That simply cannot be the standard.


so you go up to Brad Pitt, and you say "Bradley, you aren't a good looking guy, in fact, you're ugly." he's going to take a look at you and (despite the fact that you post in an internet message board and he gets to bang Angelina Jolie) laugh in your face. if you were George Clooney, then he might take it to heart. so Jessica Alba and i aren't on the same level looks-wise, yeah, i can point out her flaws but in the end why would she care what some random guy who isn't as good looking as she is thinks about her? the gods don't care what us mere mortals think about them as they indulge in ambrosia.

[Honolulu_Blue]

so you go up to Brad Pitt, and you say "Bradley, you aren't a good looking guy, in fact, you're ugly." he's going to take a look at you and (despite the fact that you post in an internet message board and he gets to bang Angelina Jolie) laugh in your face. if you were George Clooney, then he might take it to heart. so Jessica Alba and i aren't on the same level looks-wise, yeah, i can point out her flaws but in the end why would she care what some random guy who isn't as good looking as she is thinks about her? the gods don't care what us mere mortals think about them as they indulge in ambrosia.

Your logic does not resemble our earth logic...

I was never under the impression that Jessica Alba would (or should) ever care what I think about her or even ever be aware of my existence. Same goes for a lot of people I have opinions about. That doesn't mean I can't say what I think.

If I only expressed opinions about people or things when I thought anyone, (anyone) actually cared what I thought, I'd rarely be expressing my opinion.

Internet message boards are specifically designed for pople to express opinions about things that no one cares about.

[Honolulu_Blue]

so you go up to Brad Pitt, and you say "Bradley, you aren't a good looking guy, in fact, you're ugly."

Dola

I would never say that to Bradley. I think he's a very handsome fella.

[Anthony]

Lindsay Lohan has a great naked body. i say no more.

[korme]

there's way too much argument/discussion in this thread

[MJ4H]

i'll take Chelsea. no brainer. how many people can say they banged the daughter of a leader of the free world?

everytime my son would be in school and the pics of all the presidents would be shown above the blackboard, he would be able to whisper to his friends "lol, my dad totally banged that president's daughter!" and he would get to high five his friends.

now, don't go asking me if i would rather bang rosie o'donnell over a jessica alba look-alike. let's not get silly.

people know names, they know notoriety. they know fame. everyone has a hot chick in the neighborhood they'd love to get in bed with, but no one cares about random neighborhood hot chicks cuz we all have them. we're in a culture that is obsessed with celebrity. i'm just playing along.

If anyone were to ever whisper "lol" to me, why, I just don't know what I would do.

[MJ4H]

there's way too much argument/discussion in this thread

Right. Let's get back to talking about the sugartits. Or starch or whatever.

[Groundhog]

Lindsay Lohan has a great naked body. i say no more.

Respectfully disagree. I'm no Don Juan, but at least half the women I've slept with have looked, IMO at least, better naked than her.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Right. Let's get back to talking about the sugartits. Or starch or whatever.

I'm sorry. I'm at work and have no access to these pictures. I have nothing to add at the moment...

I probably should have mentioned that before. For Linday's sake, of course. (Sorry, Linds!!!11!!! ;) LOL!!1!!!1)

I know Lindsay is very eager to read what I have to say (She always is. It doesn't matter if it's comic books, hockey, movies, or whatever!! If I write here, she's totally just has to know.) I bet she's just sitting in her room at re-hab right now hitting "refresh" over and over and over again with breathless anticipation, dying to know my opinion of her nakedness.

All of my off-topic arguments and discussions must have come as quite a disappointment to her.

[ThunderingHERD]

I look at it like this: if you think of Joey Harrington, you probably think he is a terrible quarterback. If you think of the guy that lead your high school football team to the playoffs, you probably think that he is a great quarterback. Both are true in some sense.

However, Joey Harrington is actually one of the best quarterbacks in the world--he only looks terrible when compared to, say, the 20 guys that are significantly better than he is. I'd imagine most people will acknowledge, on reflection, that Joey Harrington is an order of magnitude better than the high school quarterback. One has a tremendous amount of evidence to support this conclusion, even if it may momentarily seem incongruous with one's most readily available impressions of either player.

But when forced to make cross-context judgments about the quality of a pair of boobs, the objective qualities of each pair are not as immediately apparent. People may fall back on circular reasoning: "I like these boobs because they are better. I know they are better because I like them more." This ignores the fact that there are objective qualities of each pair of boobs, and that their subjective judgment of the value of each pair of boobs is actually heavily biased by the context in which they encountered the pair of boobs.

[VPI97]

Joey Harrington sucks

[MJ4H]

Joey Harrington sucks

owned

[Anthony]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v247/HellAtlantic/lohan.jpg

[Vinatieri for Prez]

With very few exceptions, all natural boobs are nice. All fake boobs are ugly. Hence, Lohan has nice boobs. I do not need to say more.

[rowech]

Agree with the Alba comments. I'm not sure what people see in her. Yes, she's attractive but she's a brick wall. No personality. No skills as far as I can see.

[Groundhog]

Agree with the Alba comments. I'm not sure what people see in her. Yes, she's attractive but she's a brick wall. No personality. No skills as far as I can see.

Well, that'd suck if you had to date her, but if we're talking purely about looks, she wins.

[rowech]

Well, that'd suck if you had to date her, but if we're talking purely about looks, she wins.

I wouldn't even say that. I can think of many celebs that I think are more attractive than she is.

[Crim]

Jennifer Connelly.

[BishopMVP]

Dola

I would never say that to Bradley. I think he's a very handsome fella.And a phenomenal actor! :) (Seriously, how weird is it that Brad Pitt and Leo DiCaprio turn out to be two of the best actors of this generation.)But when forced to make cross-context judgments about the quality of a pair of boobs, the objective qualities of each pair are not as immediately apparent. People may fall back on circular reasoning: "I like these boobs because they are better. I know they are better because I like them more." This ignores the fact that there are objective qualities of each pair of boobs, and that their subjective judgment of the value of each pair of boobs is actually heavily biased by the context in which they encountered the pair of boobs.I'm glad we seem to be rid of the pear-shaped boobs so prevalent in my earlier days of watching movies. Those were terrible.

[Fidatelo]

Why is it weird that DiCaprio has turned out to be a great actor? He was heralded as a great actor from the get-go...

[BishopMVP]

Why is it weird that DiCaprio has turned out to be a great actor? He was heralded as a great actor from the get-go...Keep in mind I was in middle school when Titanic came out.

[Shkspr]

i'll take Chelsea. no brainer. how many people can say they banged the daughter of a leader of the free world?



Are we including a tally of frat boys at UT-Austin?

[MIJB#19]

She has green eyes!?

[Fidatelo]

Keep in mind I was in middle school when Titanic came out.

So your defense is that you don't know what you're talking about?

[rkmsuf]

I'd plow Kate Winslett underwater if I had to.

[cuervo72]

Another thought. If LL wants to imitate (if not try to pattern her career after) a 60s starlet, it should be Ann-Margret, not Marilyn.

[Rizon]

She has green eyes!?

There are two girls with green eyes, and I will marry them both. And then I will sacrifice Gracie Law to appease my emperor and live out my earthly pleasures with Miao Yin.

[Honolulu_Blue]

There are two girls with green eyes, and I will marry them both. And then I will sacrifice Gracie Law to appease my emperor and live out my earthly pleasures with Miao Yin.

and go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave...

[Apathetic Lurker]

There are two girls with green eyes, and I will marry them both. And then I will sacrifice Gracie Law to appease my emperor and live out my earthly pleasures with Miao Yin.

Whew! i thought you wrote yao min

[Ksyrup]

Some of these pictures are more appropriate for a skin cancer prevention ad.

[TexasT]

I'm still looking for a post in this thread where someone said "I wouldn't have sex with Lindsay Lohan." Somebody help me out here.

Shit, most of us here are men. We'd have sex with Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan's freckles, a sandwich, Lindsay Lohan at 18, Lindsay Lohan at 25, etc., etc.

I'd definitely hit it:) :)

[Groundhog]

Some of these pictures are more appropriate for a skin cancer prevention ad.

:D

My thoughts exactly.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I'd definitely hit it:) :)
What? The sandwich? Somebody here already beat you to it.

[TexasT]

What? The sandwich? Somebody here already beat you to it.

Damn! Can you get me another?

[Crim]

He's not Batman, and he will not make you a sandwich. Sheesh, dude, read the frikkin signature, man!