View Full Version : Celebrity Hot or Not, Volume 8: Uma Thurman (David Letterman reference removed!)
Kodos
12-23-2005, 09:01 AM
Okay, just Uma.
After careful review, I've concluded that the only movie she ever looked good in was Beautiful Girls. So I have to vote.... Not.
Here are the previous Celebrity Hot or Not ratings:
Anna Kournikova 90.97
Evangeline Lilly 81.20
Angelina Jolie 78.49
Danica Patrick 59.17
Gillian Anderson 35.48
Cameron Diaz 31.67
Patrick Dempsey 27.27
moriarty
12-23-2005, 09:02 AM
Hot hot, full of sex appeal hot.
BrianD
12-23-2005, 09:02 AM
Under perfect settings she can be ok, but otherwise I just don't see it.
cthomer5000
12-23-2005, 09:02 AM
I say Uma loses by the largest margin yet.
also, I think you should include the final tallies from past polls, just to give us a sense of perspective.
jeff061
12-23-2005, 09:03 AM
Don't forget the movie where she was blind(Jennifer 8?) and that stupid movie she did with that rat pack actor playing a football player, looked real good in both those. Age has caught up with her though.
Kodos
12-23-2005, 09:03 AM
I say Uma loses by the largest margin yet.
also, I think you should include the final tallies from past polls, just to give us a sense of perspective.
You read my mind. Coming soon.
cuervo72
12-23-2005, 09:04 AM
What about Baron Munchausen?
I think Uma is built well, but has a very...unique face that doesn't really work for everybody (including me most of the time).
Oprah's actually looking pretty good these days, all things considered...
SnDvls
12-23-2005, 09:05 AM
I'm confused is this #7 or is Diaz #7
which way do I vote now?
moriarty
12-23-2005, 09:08 AM
What about Baron Munchausen?
I think Uma is built well, but has a very...unique face that doesn't really work for everybody (including me most of the time).
Oprah's actually looking pretty good these days, all things considered...
Oh c'mon people I can't believe we're comparing Oprah to Uma. Am I that out of touch? :confused:
Kodos
12-23-2005, 09:13 AM
I'm confused is this #7 or is Diaz #7
which way do I vote now?
Fixed!
Kodos
12-23-2005, 09:14 AM
Oh c'mon people I can't believe we're comparing Oprah to Uma. Am I that out of touch? :confused:
It was a David Letterman reference. Google it.
Anthony
12-23-2005, 09:15 AM
i will say this about Uma - she has bigger tits than you think. i've seen topless photoes of her (actually, they were candid pics of her naked on a beach) and those things look like they could nurse third world children back to health.
WrongWay
12-23-2005, 09:17 AM
She looks pretty good in The Producers.
moriarty
12-23-2005, 09:22 AM
It was a David Letterman reference. Google it.
OK, that makes me feel better. :D
EDIT: I think I'd rather google the pictures HA mentioned.
rkmsuf
12-23-2005, 09:40 AM
she's hideous
st.cronin
12-23-2005, 09:51 AM
Baron Munchausen
Henry & June
nuff said
hot
SFL Cat
12-23-2005, 09:52 AM
Why the interest in this skinny woman with a horse face?
ntndeacon
12-23-2005, 09:54 AM
And Dangerous Liasons. wow.
rkmsuf
12-23-2005, 09:56 AM
Okay, just Uma.
After careful review, I've concluded that the only movie she ever looked good in was Beautiful Girls. So I have to vote.... Not.
Here are the previous Celebrity Hot or Not ratings:
Anna Kournikova 90.97
Evangeline Lilly 81.20
Angelina Jolie 78.49
Danica Patrick 59.17
Gillian Anderson 35.48
Cameron Diaz 31.67
Patrick Dempsey 27.27
Patrick Dempsey has an outside shot at beating Uma.
BrianD
12-23-2005, 09:59 AM
The next poll needs to include a woman with some curves. Selma Hayek anyone?
SFL Cat
12-23-2005, 10:01 AM
The next poll needs to include a woman with some curves. Selma Hayek anyone?
Hot!
moriarty
12-23-2005, 10:02 AM
The next poll needs to include a woman with some curves. Selma Hayek anyone?
Too easy. Then again, I would have sworn Uma would crush the x-files chick.
st.cronin
12-23-2005, 10:12 AM
And Dangerous Liasons. wow.
oh god yes
WSUCougar
12-23-2005, 10:13 AM
GACK
(that's cat for "Not!")
Some of you are gay, Uma will get the business and then some. And why is it there are only white chicks? I mean I like the vanilla it nice when I have a need for something nice and cool. But the cmon on where are my mocha sisters and carmel ladies.
rkmsuf
12-23-2005, 10:23 AM
I have an strong urge to make a Myspace joke.
But that would be piling on.
Desmond
12-23-2005, 10:24 AM
Her breasts are one of gods finest creations. She's got meat in all the right places and while I understand that some dont like her face, I find it to be amazingly exotic, erotic and exquisite. Of the polls so far she's 2nd only to Angelina Jolie in my mind, and that's not by a very wide margin.
moriarty
12-23-2005, 10:26 AM
What he said ^^.
Although I may have her slightly lower than Anna.
WSUCougar
12-23-2005, 10:27 AM
With no malice intended, I am positively AMAZED how many of you think Uma is hot. Not even marginal or occasionally, but outright hot. On a scale of 1-10 I'd rate her a 4 at best.
Different strokes for different folks, I guess (pun intended).
jeff061
12-23-2005, 10:27 AM
I'm taking her career into consideration. Kill Bill and onwards she doesn't do much for me.
rkmsuf
12-23-2005, 10:28 AM
With no malice intended, I am positively AMAZED how many of you think Uma is hot. Not even marginal or occasionally, but outright hot. On a scale of 1-10 I'd rate her a 4 at best.
Different strokes for different folks, I guess (pun intended).
I'm with you. And she has some kind of thing for Tarantino. I suppose the Uma lovers think he's a handsome man.
gottimd
12-23-2005, 10:33 AM
There are some ideas for more women on here:
hxxp://channels.netscape.com/celebrity/hottest.jsp
I'd be interested to see what people think Hilary Swank is hot.
I have an strong urge to make a Myspace joke.
But that would be piling on.
Go for it. I am sure you can give the fella's a good laugh.
streetballer22
12-23-2005, 10:34 AM
The first woman I've voted no for.
rkmsuf
12-23-2005, 10:35 AM
Go for it. I am sure you can give the fella's a good laugh.
The moment passed.
gottimd
12-23-2005, 10:36 AM
I really hope someone makes a myspace joke.
rkmsuf
12-23-2005, 10:38 AM
I really hope someone makes a myspace joke.
Something like "Uma isn't as hot as your fake girlfriend?"
See, that would be mean.
stevew
12-23-2005, 10:42 AM
Uma is like that tri polymer paint. Sometimes she is hot, sometimes ugly, sometimes okay. Generally i think she is hot.
Something like "Uma isn't as hot as your fake girlfriend?"
See, that would be funny.
Fixed. ;)
Anthony
12-23-2005, 10:49 AM
i don't get the myspace joke.
Kodos
12-23-2005, 10:49 AM
But the cmon on where are my mocha sisters and carmel ladies.
Sorry. I'm a cracker, and cracker women are the ones that have come to mind first for me. I will widen the demographics in the future. ;)
I guess I would fit in on Friends. :D
cthomer5000
12-23-2005, 10:51 AM
I would suggest Serena Williams for a future Hot/Not. Venus scares me, but I'm all about Serena.
rkmsuf
12-23-2005, 10:58 AM
I would suggest Serena Williams for a future Hot/Not. Venus scares me, but I'm all about Serena.
I just threw up in my mouth.
Raiders Army
12-23-2005, 10:58 AM
Uma = Not
ShovelMonkey
12-23-2005, 11:06 AM
I'd crack her a lick...but then again I'd fuck a snake if I could grab ahold of it's ears.
Uma does it for me, I think she's unbelievably hot.
How about a "hot or not" with one of these ladies...
Charlize Theron
Ziyi Zhang
Lucy Liu
Portia de Rossi
...just throwing out a few idea.
Mustang
12-23-2005, 01:31 PM
Uma hot?
No..
No no no.. no..
no..
No... no... no no no.. nono..
Especially if those were her toes in Kill Bill.. freak.
sabotai
12-23-2005, 01:34 PM
Tough call for me. In some things, I thought she was hot, in others, not so much.....so on the belief that the reason she was hot was because of make-up and whatnot, I'll vote not.
Silver Owl
12-23-2005, 02:07 PM
The first woman I've voted no for.
Same here.
moriarty
12-23-2005, 02:50 PM
Uma does it for me, I think she's unbelievably hot.
How about a "hot or not" with one of these ladies...
Charlize Theron
Ziyi Zhang
Lucy Liu
Portia de Rossi
...just throwing out a few idea.
All hot. Damn I'm easy.
Rizon
12-23-2005, 03:23 PM
One of the most ugliest things I've ever seen in my life. I'd rather fuck a man ... and a dead man, at that.
kingfc22
12-23-2005, 08:12 PM
got to go with NOPE
duckman
12-23-2005, 08:30 PM
She's doing better than I thought. :/
st.cronin
12-23-2005, 08:55 PM
I always thought she looked like a cartoon character.
Godzilla Blitz
12-23-2005, 09:09 PM
Whenever I see her face I'm reminded of a horse, and that makes me think of John Elway.
Not.
duckman
12-23-2005, 09:11 PM
Here is a recent picture of her before she goes on her daily walk:
http://www.oneskyranch.com/jack.4a.350.jpg
WSUCougar
12-23-2005, 09:15 PM
Here is a recent picture of her before she goes on her daily walk:
http://www.oneskyranch.com/jack.4a.350.jpg
Okay...I rescind my "Not" vote. That IS hot!
ThunderingHERD
12-23-2005, 11:32 PM
I voted not for Cameron Diaz because she's not nearly as hot as she's given credit. Uma, however, is scary looking. An ugly face not only by Hollywood standards, but by real world standards as well.
Julio Riddols
12-24-2005, 04:00 PM
Uma hot?
No..
No no no.. no..
no..
No... no... no no no.. nono..
Especially if those were her toes in Kill Bill.. freak.
I was gonna say something about how ridiculously ugly Umas feet were.. I mean, thats not always a dealbreaker, but she has uglier feet than me, and I have a ridged toenail.. Combine that with her relative lack of any appeal to me in any way shape or form, and you just have another chick who looks like someones mother.. Someone really odd looking and unattractive.
So, I vote no.
Godzilla Blitz
12-24-2005, 10:06 PM
The Japanese word for horse is...
Uma!
cthomer5000
12-24-2005, 10:22 PM
The Japanese word for horse is...
Uma!
That really is remarkable.
WrongWay
12-24-2005, 10:33 PM
I don't get it. Yeah, I would hate to come home to this everynight. :D
http://www.foflive.com/images/uma_thurman.jpg
Julio Riddols
12-25-2005, 01:56 AM
An airbrushed wife? Pray she doesn't rub off on you...
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