Celebrity Hot or Not, Volume 2: Danica Patrick

[Kodos]

Here's a picture since she may not be as well known:

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/walt_disney/herbie__fully_loaded/danica_patrick/herbieprea3.jpg

http://www.womanmotorist.com/images/articles/racing/alms/060903danicaphoto.jpg

[jeff061]

I say yes.

But her Maxim/FHM/Whatever spread did nothing for me.

[Vince]

Are you kidding? How would people who frequent this board not know who Danica Patrick is?

As an aside, I love the new Sportscenter commercial where Dan Patrick has her racecar towed from the parking spot labelled -- "This Spot Reserved for D. Patrick."

[JonInMiddleGA]

I'm torn on this one ... she's photogenic IMO, but her overratedness is hurting her hottie factor.

[JeeberD]

She's alright, but nothing super special. I had to vote "Not" of this one...

[sabotai]

I'm going to say yes, since I judge "hotness" simply by physical appearance.

[Kodos]

She's got that cute girl next door look. Thumbs up.

[rkmsuf]

I call smelly on this one.

[gottimd]

She's got that cute girl next door look. Thumbs up.
Agreed.

So when do the Parody "Celebrity Hot or Not" polls start coming up with Bea Arthur?

[KWhit]

Hot, but not even in the same league as Angelina Jolie.

[st.cronin]

Comparing Danica Patrick to Angelina Jolie is like comparing Juan Dixon to Michael Jordan.

[Kodos]

I would take her over Jolie any day of the week.

[Butter]

She's got that cute girl next door look. Thumbs up.

Make that two thumbs up. I think seeing her always bundled up in that racing attire has something to do with it too.

[gottimd]

I would take her over Jolie any day of the week.I'd take the both of them together any day of the week or separate. And give me a side of bacon as well.

[Warhammer]

Hot! She knows how to drive a stick, but does she know how to polish one?

[rkmsuf]

Make that two thumbs up. I think seeing her always bundled up in that racing attire has something to do with it too.

You love the "looks like a race driver" look?

[KWhit]

Hot! She knows how to drive a stick, but does she know how to polish one?
Yes she does.

[Ksyrup]

I'm leaning toward yes. She's got a Valerie Bertinelli face, with what appears to be a better body.

[rkmsuf]

I'm leaning toward yes. She's got a Valerie Bertinelli face, with what appears to be a better body.


dude, she pees herself during races. they all do it.

[Butter]

You love the "looks like a race driver" look?

That's not solely what does it for me, but that's part of the appeal.

[rkmsuf]

That's not solely what does it for me, but that's part of the appeal.


that's strange and queer to me.

not necessarily in that order.

[Subby]

Cool, not hot.

[3ric]

Where's the trout option?

[Kodos]

Where's the trout option?

Sorry. That would be Hot, Not, or Trout.

[Flasch186]

She's got that cute girl next door look. Thumbs up.

yup, growing up with her next door was AWESOME. I would call my friends and we would sneak over the fence and hide out amongst the trees to see her walking by in her panties, sometimes no Tee. It was awesome. She was a hottie then and she is a hottie now. I think she even went out a couple of times with my brother. He never said anything happened though.

[gkb]

She's cool and cute. I had to go check out her biography to see where she was from and what-not. Here's a snippet from her homepage (http://www.danicaracing.com/bio.shtml).

Once an aspiring musician, she played flute and sang in the choir in high school. . .She is a frequent movie watcher who prefers comedies, especially those with Adam Sandler and Jim Carey.

This one time, in band camp ... ;)

[sachmo71]

Maybe we should vote on the definition of hot...

[pennywisesb]

Hottie. WAY better than Angelina Jolie punks.

[KWhit]

dude, she pees herself during races. they all do it.
That's not solely what does it for me, but that's part of the appeal.


;)

[Raiders Army]

Thumbs down for me.

[BishopMVP]

Everyday scale=Hot

Celebrity scale=Not

Plus, she seemed to have the most boring interviews I've ever seen.

[sabotai]

Plus, she seemed to have the most boring interviews I've ever seen.
Do you interview a girl while you're banging her? ;)

[BishopMVP]

Do you interview a girl while you're banging her? ;)Clearly looks are far and away the most important thing about any girl, but a good personality can make or break it for that borderline girl.

[Kodos]

Do you interview a girl while you're banging her? ;)

"So, how would you say it's going? Hey... Hey! Wake up! I'm talking to you!"

[RPI-Fan]

The redneck thing just ruins it, IMO...

[VPI97]

cute <> hot

[Galaxy]

The redneck thing just ruins it, IMO...

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[Galaxy]

A tough one...She's hot for a driver, and would be cute in the next-door-neighbor situation (not "hot" however).

But nothing sexy about a female race car driver imo, and she married a 40-year-old physical therapist, when she is 23.

Vote no.

[JeeberD]

Make that two thumbs up. I think seeing her always bundled up in that racing attire has something to do with it too.

And thats one of the things that kills it for me...

[Godzilla Blitz]

She ranges from plain to cute to hot, depending on the photo. But she's hot often enough for me to say yes.

I think her hotness will be short-lived, though. Give her another five years or so and I think she'll have lost it.

[Kodos]

But it'll be a wild ride until then!!!

[Easy Mac]

she ranges from fugly to not quite as fugly

[Grammaticus]

Yeah, she is definately hot. Not near as good as Jolie. Also, if you are looking at her being a sports personality as making her hotter, she doesn't even come close to the hottest sports chick ever..........

Anna Kournikova

[Grammaticus]

Better pic:

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/writers/pete_mcentegart/05/27/danica.patrick/t1_patrick_rahal.jpg

[JonInMiddleGA]

Better pic:

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/writers/pete_mcentegart/05/27/danica.patrick/t1_patrick_rahal.jpg

Ah yes, her "don't I look a lot like Jill Hennessy from a distance" picture.

[kingfc22]

She is very cute, which is very hot to me.

[Desmond]

No.

[Desmond]

dude, she pees herself during races.

Alright then, yes.

[Desnudo]

Average with a lot of resources invested in make her look good.

[vtbub]

Borderline cute

[timmae]

41% not at the moment?!?!?

I'd venture to say if she was standing naked with a 'come over here big boy' look on her face all of y'all would hit it.

I'd also venture that she'd get a second look from passing her on the street as well...

I guess fofc addicts just have higher standards, eh??? ;d

[Easy Mac]

i wouldn't come close to poking that, shes just ugly.

[Desmond]

Id stick my dick in melted butter under the right circumstances, doesn't mean i find it attractive.

[Galaxy]

Id stick my dick in melted butter under the right circumstances, doesn't mean i find it attractive.

Like it painful, eh?

[sovereignstar]

meh

hxxp://static.buzzword.com/manila/staticFiles/wallyswisdomwarehouse/DanicaSparcoSuit.jpg (SFW, just too fricking big)

[Pumpy Tudors]

Once an aspiring musician, she played flute and sang in the choir in high school. . .She is a frequent movie watcher who prefers comedies, especially those with Adam Sandler and Jim Carey.http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/3701/carey7gy.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

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