Wild on Tara

[rkmsuf]

This is one of the most distubing signs that the apocalypse is near.

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Hit the Road with Wild On's New Globe-Trottin' Gal


Tara Reid was such a perfect fit as host of the revamped Wild On that we named the show after her. After all, if the actress can handle all of the muck the tabloids sling her way, she can surely deal with a nonstop trip about the world with stops in luxurious spots, cultural hideaways and plenty of good times and adventures, right? Right. We rang up Tara, mid-trip, from E! Entertainment World Headquarters in good ol' Los Angeles to see how she's doing. Then we ran out and bought 50 pounds of sea urchin. Read on, and find out why.



Where are you right now?
I'm in this sweet presidential suite in Barcelona, Spain, and the whole thing is like a circular window. I'm overlooking the entire city. It's sick.

That's a pretty good gig.
It doesn't get any better. This trip so far is just amazing. The people we've met, the things we've seen. We've discovered things on this trip that you'd never discover.

Like what?
In Greece in Mykonos, we went sea-urchin diving. They looked like porcupines. You crack them open, and clean it out, and put a little lemon and olive oil on it, and it's an aphrodisiac. It puts oysters to shame! And it worked, too, I'm not kidding. My whole body was feeling a little too great.

Seems like you're even learning valuable info on these trips.
Oh, yeah, we discovered this beach in the middle of nowhere. The guy who owns the hotel we were staying at in Mykonos took us to this beach. It was the amazing cove with the bluest blue water you could ever imagine. It was this tropical paradise with all of these kids jumping around and these beautiful people. It was like seeing Greek gods and goddesses, I mean, the best-looking people. I was like, Where the hell am I?



Backtracking a bit, how did you land this job in the first place?
It started with a meeting at E! We knew that we might want to do something together and someone brought up the new Wild On. I said that I wanted to revamp it. I don't want it to be like party and spring break, like Girls Gone Wild. I want to show a different side of it, the historic side and the hidden treasures and the best food and the people. And that's what this trip has been all about.

Okay then, hit us with a bit of history.
In Cyprus, we went to the grotto where Aphrodite, the goddess of love and beauty, used to bathe. It actually looked like the Playboy Mansion grotto. I think that's where Hugh Hefner got the idea for his. So, now I think I've been in the two most famous grottos in the world. You felt so much history being there.

That's where she was born out of the foam from the ocean. We went to a rock where they say she was born. And they say if you swim around the rock three times, you'll have eternal beauty and love. So, I did it three times. The fourth time is supposed to be for fertility, and I thought that probably wasn't a good idea for me right now.

[NoMyths]

It's sort of a shame that E! is enabling this sloppy alcoholic to continue to kill herself and profit off the wreckage.

[oliegirl]

I saw an interview/article where she said that she was losing her "party girl" image to convince people she was a serious actress - that is why she decided to do the show. Uh huh...

[Ksyrup]

I'm just guessing that someone who is unaware that half of her clothing has come off is the perfect fit for a show titled "Wild On." There have probably been countless people Wild On Tara anyway, or at least, that's the image she wants to portray, so let her have it.

[QuikSand]

Okay then, hit us with a bit of history.

In Cyprus, we went to the grotto where Aphrodite, the goddess of love and beauty, used to bathe. It actually looked like the Playboy Mansion grotto. I think that's where Hugh Hefner got the idea for his. So, now I think I've been in the two most famous grottos in the world. You felt so much history being there.

This is priceless.

[BrianD]

Do people really even find her attractive? I've never been all that impressed with her.

[rkmsuf]

this show is the zenith of our society as humans

[Ksyrup]

I guess this is showing my mid-30's/out of touch ass, but what has she been in? I know the name, am vaguely familiar with the face/body, but I'm not sure why I would know her for something she did. I presume movies, but I don't see many.

[rkmsuf]

Tara Reid


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Wyckoff, New Jersey, USA
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Born in Wyckoff, New Jersey, USA on November 8, 1975. She got her career... (show more)

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Filmography as: Actress, Miscellaneous Crew, Herself, Notable TV Guest Appearances

Actress - filmography
(In Production) (2000s) (1990s) (1980s)

Incubus (2005) (filming)


Land of Canaan (2006) .... Amy
The Crow: Wicked Prayer (2005) .... Lola Byrne
Silent Partner (2005) .... Dina
... aka Tenevoy partner (Russia)
Alone in the Dark (2005) .... Aline Cedrac
Knots (2004) .... Emily
My Boss's Daughter (2003) .... Lisa Taylor
Devil's Pond (2003) .... Julianne Olsen
Van Wilder (2002) .... Gwen Pearson
... aka Van Wilder: Party Liaison (Australia) (UK) (USA: working title)
... aka National Lampoon's Van Wilder (USA)
... aka Party Animals - wilder geht's nicht (Germany)
American Pie 2 (2001) .... Vicky Lathum
Josie and the Pussycats (2001) .... Melody Valentine
Just Visiting (2001) .... Angelique
... aka Visiteurs en Amérique, Les (France)
Dr T and the Women (2000) .... Connie Travis
... aka Dr. T and the Women (Germany) (USA: alternative spelling)


Body Shots (1999) .... Sara Olswang
American Pie (1999) .... Victoria 'Vicky' Lathum
Around the Fire (1999) .... Jennifer
Cruel Intentions (1999) .... Marci Greenbaum
What We Did That Night (1999) (TV) .... The Girl
... aka Murder at Devil's Glen (UK) (USA)
Urban Legend (1998) .... Sasha Thomas
... aka Mixed Culture (USA)
... aka Urban Legend (France)
I Woke Up Early the Day I Died (1998) .... Prom Queen/Nightclub Bartender
... aka Ed Wood's I Woke Up Early the Day I Died
... aka I Awoke Early the Day I Died (USA)
Girl (1998) .... Cybil
The Big Lebowski (1998) .... Bunny Lebowski
"Saved by the Bell: The New Class" (1993) TV Series .... Sandy (1994)


A Return to Salem's Lot (1987) .... Amanda

[Anthony]

wow, she's been in some complete garbage recently. yeesh.

it's funny, but i used to jack off to the Wild On E! show, which was before i got hardcore on the internet. Jules Asner took us to the best places. even more ironic is that when the show first came on, with the host Eleanor Mondale, it was a tad more tame compared to the Jules Asner period. it wasn't until Jules that they discovered they would get a lot more mileage (and ratings) out of the show if they turned it into soft core Girls Gone Wild. once they got to Brooke Burke...fuhgeddiboudit.

[rkmsuf]

Jules pretty much packed it in after the E show.

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Jules Asner


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"Life & Style" (2004) TV Series .... Host
Live by Request: Blondie (2004) (TV) .... Host
Live by Request: K.D. Lang (2000) (TV) .... Host



Filmography as: Actress, Director, Herself, Notable TV Guest Appearances

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"Hard Copy" (1989) TV Series



Filmography as: Actress, Director, Herself, Notable TV Guest Appearances

Herself - filmography
(2000s) (1990s)

Live by Request: Kenny Chesney (2004) (TV) .... Host
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) .... Herself
"Revealed with Jules Asner" (2001) TV Series .... Herself/Host
Best Actress (2000) (TV) .... Herself


"E! News Daily" (1996) TV Series .... Herself/Coanchor (1999-2002)
... aka E! News Live (USA: new title)
... aka E! News Live Weekend (USA)
"E! Goes to Cannes!" (1999) TV Series .... Herself/Guest Host
"Wild On..." (1997) TV Series .... Herself/Host (1997-1999)

[Ksyrup]

No wonder. I saw the original AP once, on video, 5 years ago. Never seen any of the rest. Never heard of 75% of them, either.

[rkmsuf]

No wonder. I saw the original AP once, on video, 5 years ago. Never seen any of the rest. Never heard of 75% of them, either.

You can't even type American Pie anymore? Geez.

[Ksyrup]

I don't think I ever typed it.

[rkmsuf]

fine, it's "cise" from now on then

[BigJohn&TheLions]

Actress - filmography
(In Production) (2000s) (1990s) (1980s)

Incubus (2005) (filming)


Land of Canaan (2006) .... Amy
The Crow: Wicked Prayer (2005) .... Lola Byrne
Silent Partner (2005) .... Dina
... aka Tenevoy partner (Russia)
Alone in the Dark (2005) .... Aline Cedrac
Knots (2004) .... Emily
My Boss's Daughter (2003) .... Lisa Taylor
Devil's Pond (2003) .... Julianne Olsen
Van Wilder (2002) .... Gwen Pearson
... aka Van Wilder: Party Liaison (Australia) (UK) (USA: working title)
... aka National Lampoon's Van Wilder (USA)
... aka Party Animals - wilder geht's nicht (Germany)
American Pie 2 (2001) .... Vicky Lathum
Josie and the Pussycats (2001) .... Melody Valentine
Just Visiting (2001) .... Angelique
... aka Visiteurs en Amérique, Les (France)
Dr T and the Women (2000) .... Connie Travis
... aka Dr. T and the Women (Germany) (USA: alternative spelling)


Body Shots (1999) .... Sara Olswang
American Pie (1999) .... Victoria 'Vicky' Lathum
Around the Fire (1999) .... Jennifer
Cruel Intentions (1999) .... Marci Greenbaum
What We Did That Night (1999) (TV) .... The Girl
... aka Murder at Devil's Glen (UK) (USA)
Urban Legend (1998) .... Sasha Thomas
... aka Mixed Culture (USA)
... aka Urban Legend (France)
I Woke Up Early the Day I Died (1998) .... Prom Queen/Nightclub Bartender
... aka Ed Wood's I Woke Up Early the Day I Died
... aka I Awoke Early the Day I Died (USA)
Girl (1998) .... Cybil
The Big Lebowski (1998) .... Bunny Lebowski
"Saved by the Bell: The New Class" (1993) TV Series .... Sandy (1994)


A Return to Salem's Lot (1987) .... Amanda

...No wonder I have no clue who the ugly feminie-canine is.

[Galaxy]

Do people really even find her attractive? I've never been all that impressed with her.
Not anymore then Paris Hilton.

[Anthony]

i don't like her voice, but let's get serious now, she's a cute little hottie. i don't like fake boobs all tha much, but hey, we all have our flaws, it's nothing i can't look past.

[Ksyrup]

i don't like her voice, but let's get serious now, she's a cute little hottie. i don't like fake boobs all tha much, but hey, we all have our flaws, it's nothing i can't look past.
...or straight into.

[WSUCougar]

i don't like her voice, but let's get serious now, she's a cute little hottie. i don't like fake boobs all tha much, but hey, we all have our flaws, it's nothing i can't look past.
Dammit, HA!

I saw your name as the last poster in this thread, and I bet myself a sandwich that your post would include some mention of whacking off to Tara Lipinski's ice dancing routine. Now I'm out dinner!

[Ksyrup]

What would you have gotten if you had won that bet?

[Raiders Army]

Dammit, HA!

I saw your name as the last poster in this thread, and I bet myself a sandwich that your post would include some mention of whacking off to Tara Lipinski's ice dancing routine. Now I'm out dinner!
And what are you going to do with that sandwich?

[Anthony]

Dammit, HA!

I saw your name as the last poster in this thread, and I bet myself a sandwich that your post would include some mention of whacking off to Tara Lipinski's ice dancing routine. Now I'm out dinner!

you lost that bet as soon as you thought i'd say "whack off". i don't whack, i jack. whack is something you do to moles (http://www.jebikes.com/java/WhackAMole/).

[ice4277]

To me, Tara Reid is the least attractive of that type of celebrity, by far.

[Easy Mac]

I thought she was hot in the first American Pie, but then she lost all that weight in the 2nd, and it was just horrible.

[Raiders Army]

I thought she was hot in the first American Pie, but then she lost all that weight in the 2nd, and it was just horrible.
Are you kidding me? Skinny is great. When she was a little hefty, I didn't desire her. When she lost weight, weighed less than 100 pounds, had huge titties, and looked like she would do anyone or anything, that's when I wanted her the most.

























BTW, that was sarcasm.

[Galaxy]

It's sort of a shame that E! is enabling this sloppy alcoholic to continue to kill herself and profit off the wreckage.

Have you seen the crap E! has on now? Perheps the WORST channel ever, next to the "new" MTV.

[Easy Mac]

Are you kidding me? Skinny is great. When she was a little hefty, I didn't desire her. When she lost weight, weighed less than 100 pounds, had huge titties, and looked like she would do anyone or anything, that's when I wanted her the most.

























BTW, that was sarcasm.
Body shots had some good scenes though.

[DaddyTorgo]

Body shots had some good scenes though.

aaaah yes body shots. i think we need a poll as to which version of body shots events people found more attractive. I think me personally found the "rape" version better j/o material. Does that make me sick?

[Rizon]

I would say I'd hit it, but I already have. I was 14th in line. I had to bring a towel because it was pretty damn sloppy.

[Joe]

is she really married to Andy Reid?

[Galaxy]

Watching the show...

Spending the first half of it partying with the Parises (Hilton and the finance), and pretty much partying. She's dumber then a rock, and she is not attractive at all to me. Fake boobs are all she has, and anyone can get those.

[korme]

It's sort of a shame that E! is enabling this sloppy alcoholic to continue to kill herself and profit off the wreckage.
I concur

[korme]

wow, she's been in some complete garbage recently. yeesh.

it's funny, but i used to jack off to the Wild On E! show, which was before i got hardcore on the internet. Jules Asner took us to the best places. even more ironic is that when the show first came on, with the host Eleanor Mondale, it was a tad more tame compared to the Jules Asner period. it wasn't until Jules that they discovered they would get a lot more mileage (and ratings) out of the show if they turned it into soft core Girls Gone Wild. once they got to Brooke Burke...fuhgeddiboudit.
hahahahahahahahah

WOW

hilarity

[MrBug708]

Oh man, I'd hit her in half a second. I find very few celebs more hot then her. Of course, this coming from a guy who has a close friend whose a stripper in Vegas....

[JeeberD]

Body shots had some good scenes though.

It did until she took her shirt off. Her tits were way too floppy...

[gottimd]

It did until she took her shirt off. Her tits were way too floppy...
Flap Jax?

[Samdari]

Have you seen the crap E! has on now? Perheps the WORST channel ever, next to the "new" MTV.

Are you kidding? You cannot be married to someone who knows how to operate the remote.

It's called Lifetime buddy, and its far worse than E!

[Anthony]

i watch the Style Network with my wife, and they don't have awful shows. well, i don't actually watch it, we both head to our couch after dinner to digest, and since i'm not much of a tv watcher i just let her watch whatever she likes and she gravitates towards Style. she likes "How do i look?" and "The Look for less". i only watch tv in the morning as i sit on the couch and try to gradually wake up, and at nite it's either to watch a football game or to watch the History channel or Discovery (and Sopranos, when it's on). anything else on tv will kill your braincells.

i kill my braincells on the internet. after i digest my dinner i head straight to the PC.

[Galaxy]

Are you kidding? You cannot be married to someone who knows how to operate the remote.

It's called Lifetime buddy, and its far worse than E!

Lifetime "Television for Idoits"

[QuikSand]

Lifetime "Television for Idoits"

Gold.

[rkmsuf]

Idoits

Perhaps Galaxy celebrates Lifetime's entire lineup.

[Wolfpack]

Lifetime "Television for Idoits"

I suppose it's shorter and to the point than "Lifetime--Television for women who are convinced men are scum and want it confirmed on a daily basis."

[QuikSand]

Slowly but surely, this thread is becoming a classic.

[Galaxy]

Gold.
It's from Family Guy.

[Galaxy]

Idoits

Perhaps Galaxy celebrates Lifetime's entire lineup.

Of course, who doesn't love to hear the girl from Nanny laughing 20 times a day and every movie about the man beating, raping, stealing the women?

[Ksyrup]

On the subject of Lifetime, a few weeks ago, a couple of the women in our office were preparing some documents in the conference room for a project they were working on, and had a Lifetime movie on. I walked by a few times, and finally got curious enough (knowing that it was Lifetime) that I started asking some questions. Turned out to be a movie starring Debra Winger, who looked nothing like I remember her in Legal Eagles.

Anyway, she was a teacher battling some kind of disease. Even though she hadn't been beaten by her husband/boyfriend, it was still typical Lifetime schlock, a story about a woman overcoming obstacles, yada yada. About an hour in, though, she had "overcome" and we were trying to figure out where it was going, but then she went to visit the school where she used to work - COLUMBINE. And they had this touching moment where a line of teachers came in to donate their sick hours to her while she recovered. Then they showed her at home with her kids - including a high school-aged daughter - and her boyfriend helping to take care of her. You can guess where this is going...

The daughter is killed at Columbine. The last 15 minutes are the tear-jerker moments, and the movie ends right after the funeral. And I'm thinking, "Why? WHY? WHY!!!?? Why would they make this movie?" The first hour was inspirational; the second hour was kicking a woman when she is down. And then it just ended. There was no "but she got on with her life" part, it just ended. She could have committed suicide the next day for all we knew. I'm sure it was a true story, but was that a story that anyone needed to see? What was the the slogan for that movie: "You think your life sucks? Welcome to this lady's hell!"

I don't get why anyone would watch something so depressing.

Oh, and I also like when they show Solved Mysteries. "Perhaps one day the mystery of Capone's vault will be revealed, but until then..."

[QuikSand]

On the subject of Lifetime...

..."Why? WHY? WHY!!!?? Why would they make this movie?"

Reader's Digest version above, for the semi-interested. Still captures the basic elements.

[Ksyrup]

Reader's Digest version above, for the semi-interested. Still captures the basic elements.
But I can understand the appeal of some of the stuff they show. This particular movie was just depressing - it wasn't inspirational, it wasn't uplifting...the only thing you could think after watching that movie was, "Damn it must suck to be her."

[cuervo72]

How exactly did we get off the subject of Tara Reid's breasts?

[rkmsuf]

How exactly did we get off the subject of Tara Reid's breasts?


Lifetime strikes again!

[Ksyrup]

Lifetime strikes again!
Her real breasts have been victimized. Lifetime needs to make this movie!

[CraigSca]

I really think that would be a great puzzle. Of the five titles listed below, pick which one was a not a Lifetime made-for-TV movie:

"She Was the Last To Know"
Everyone in Marion, OH, thinks Linda has it all - a 2-car garage, a cuisinart, a loving husband, two kids and a set of Ginsu steak knives. Lately, however, her husband Tom has been working extra hours and has been taking frequent business trips. Could Tom be having an extra-marital affair that threatens the very core of their relationship? Has a man let down Linda once again?

"Not Without My Daughter!"
The true story of Mary and her courageous custody battle against her cocaine-addicted husband. Seeking information for her day in court, Mary uncovers a world of child pornography and animal husbandry that she never knew existed. Who is this man with whom she shared a bed for 9 years? Worse yet, is she repeating her mistake with the dashing, young private investigator?

"The Secret Downstairs"
Trish had it all together. Sure, she was a single mother of two young sons who worked a couple jobs to make ends meet. However, she was always there with a warm smile, a hot lasagna for the potluck picnic and was always collecting pull-tabs from aluminum cans to save some kid from cancer. But that was not all -- Trish also had a meth-amphetamine lab in her basement. Sure, she used the profits to clothe her children, but a dashing, young policeman is hot on her trail and threatens to expose her secret.

"She Was the Last to Know 2: Harry's Secret"
Cashing in on the popular, "She Was the Last To Know", the producers of the Lifetime film have decided to cash in on that formula once again. In this version, Mandy is a successful mother and street mime. She's been married to Harry for 12 years and is looking forward to spending a second honeymoon in the Mexican Riviera. Lately, however, Harry has been distant and has rebuffed her romantic offerings. Is it a coincidence that Mandy can trace his peculiar behavior back to the day when the nice, young gay couple moved in next door? What secrets lie under that dashing and young exterior?

"On Again, Off Again"
Tony Danza stars as a young New York divorcee' who moves into the small town of Salem, Ohio. Melinda is a single mother who has never had a chance to meet Mr. Right. Although she's had a crush on her elementary school's principal (Mr. Hartman) for a few years, and has dated him irregularly, it's quite obvious that Mr. Hartman is only using her for her "companionship". Though Melinda finds the New Yorker attractive, will she have the courage in her heart to open up and love once again? Bebe Neuwirth guest stars as Melinda's hilarious friend, April.

[cuervo72]

Mmmm, Bebe Neuwirth....

[JonInMiddleGA]

I'm guessing the Tony Danza movie is the fake (if indeed 4 of the 5 are real).
The biggest clue was describing Bebe Neuwirth as "hilarious"/

[rkmsuf]

I was going to say Tony Danza but he is made for Lifetime.

I'll go with the sequel....Harry's Secret.

[albionmoonlight]

I really think that would be a great puzzle. Of the five titles listed below, pick which one was a not a Lifetime made-for-TV movie:

"She Was the Last To Know"
Everyone in Marion, OH, thinks Linda has it all - a 2-car garage, a cuisinart, a loving husband, two kids and a set of Ginsu steak knives. Lately, however, her husband Tom has been working extra hours and has been taking frequent business trips. Could Tom be having an extra-marital affair that threatens the very core of their relationship? Has a man let down Linda once again?

"Not Without My Daughter!"
The true story of Mary and her courageous custody battle against her cocaine-addicted husband. Seeking information for her day in court, Mary uncovers a world of child pornography and animal husbandry that she never knew existed. Who is this man with whom she shared a bed for 9 years? Worse yet, is she repeating her mistake with the dashing, young private investigator?

"The Secret Downstairs"
Trish had it all together. Sure, she was a single mother of two young sons who worked a couple jobs to make ends meet. However, she was always there with a warm smile, a hot lasagna for the potluck picnic and was always collecting pull-tabs from aluminum cans to save some kid from cancer. But that was not all -- Trish also had a meth-amphetamine lab in her basement. Sure, she used the profits to clothe her children, but a dashing, young policeman is hot on her trail and threatens to expose her secret.

"She Was the Last to Know 2: Harry's Secret"
Cashing in on the popular, "She Was the Last To Know", the producers of the Lifetime film have decided to cash in on that formula once again. In this version, Mandy is a successful mother and street mime. She's been married to Harry for 12 years and is looking forward to spending a second honeymoon in the Mexican Riviera. Lately, however, Harry has been distant and has rebuffed her romantic offerings. Is it a coincidence that Mandy can trace his peculiar behavior back to the day when the nice, young gay couple moved in next door? What secrets lie under that dashing and young exterior?

"On Again, Off Again"
Tony Danza stars as a young New York divorcee' who moves into the small town of Salem, Ohio. Melinda is a single mother who has never had a chance to meet Mr. Right. Although she's had a crush on her elementary school's principal (Mr. Hartman) for a few years, and has dated him irregularly, it's quite obvious that Mr. Hartman is only using her for her "companionship". Though Melinda finds the New Yorker attractive, will she have the courage in her heart to open up and love once again? Bebe Neuwirth guest stars as Melinda's hilarious friend, April.
What a great idea. This game alone may make Tara Reid's existence worthwhile.

I guess that "She was the last to know 2" is the fake movie.

[gottimd]

I thought Not Without my daughter was that movie that had Sally Field in it where it had something to do with the middle east.

[Surtt]

"Not Without My Daughter!"
The true story of Mary and her courageous custody battle against her cocaine-addicted husband. Seeking information for her day in court, Mary uncovers a world of child pornography and animal husbandry that she never knew existed. Who is this man with whom she shared a bed for 9 years? Worse yet, is she repeating her mistake with the dashing, young private investigator?

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animal husbandry
NOUN: The branch of agriculture concerned with the care and breeding of domestic animals such as cattle, hogs, sheep, and horses.


OMG!!! he turned out to be a rancher!

[cuervo72]

A jolly one at that.

[CraigSca]

Actually, I made them all up. The "Not Without My Daughter" one was loosely based on that Middle Eastern kidnapping, and I think I had heard "She Was the Last To Know" or a version of it before.

I thought child pornographer/animal husbandry was a perfect combo :)

Would be good game though, wouldn't it?

[kurtism]

I knew you were faking when I didn't see Merideth Baxter-Birney's name ONCE!

[CraigSca]

Dang, I dropped the ball on that one! Good call! :)

[Raiders Army]

I knew you were faking when I didn't see Merideth Baxter-Birney's name ONCE!
Nice!

[Anthony]

i don't want to be "that guy" who can only post about jacking off, cuz Hell Atlantic is multi-dimensional, but i jacked off the Merideth Baxter Birney about 2 or 3 times.

i found some topless pics of her from a movie she did on breast cancer, and there was pics of her getting her tits groped by the tv doctor. i was aroused by the fact that she had to stand there with her lungs exposed while an actor got to act all serious by feeling her up (but deep down he actually was digging the fact that he was fondling someone's tits). the blood is engorging my nether-region as we speak. mmmmm.

she has, to borrow a phrase that my best friend and i invented, "sneaky teets". you wouldn't guess how much of a rack Merideth Baxter Birney has.

sneaky teets, (noun): when a female looks like she has average-to-normal sized breasts, but when she exposes them you see just how big her knockers are.

"Merideth Baxter Birney, during all those years on Family Ties, was actually walking around with sneaky teets."

[Raiders Army]

i don't want to be "that guy" who can only post about jacking off, cuz Hell Atlantic is multi-dimensional, but i jacked off the Merideth Baxter Birney about 2 or 3 times.

i found some topless pics of her from a movie she did on breast cancer, and there was pics of her getting her tits groped by the tv doctor. i was aroused by the fact that she had to stand there with her lungs exposed while an actor got to act all serious by feeling her up (but deep down he actually was digging the fact that he was fondling someone's tits). the blood is engorging my nether-region as we speak. mmmmm.

she has, to borrow a phrase that my best friend and i invented, "sneaky teets". you wouldn't guess how much of a rack Merideth Baxter Birney has.

sneaky teets, (noun): when a female looks like she has average-to-normal sized breasts, but when she exposes them you see just how big her knockers are.

"Merideth Baxter Birney, during all those years on Family Ties, was actually walking around with sneaky teets."
Holy fucking shit. That's the best damn thing I've read in a while.

[Galaxy]

I see that Tara Reid was canned by E!.....

[Buccaneer]

Blonde bombshell Tara Reid is close to breaking point after new TV show, "Taradise," was axed by producers and other offers of work have been withdrawn.

The "American Pie" star is distraught at the decision and has fired her publicist, who Reid believes cultivated the drunken party-girl reputation she has been labeled with.

In an interview with Chaunce Hayden of Steppin' Out magazine she was visibly strained and emotional.

Page Six reports her voice was cracked as she asked the journalist, "How many more years are the media going to pick on me? There's other new, young, bad girls. Move on to someone else!

"I'm just fed up. I just want a chance again. I want to show that I am an actress."

The struggling star also vigorously denied reports she has a drinking problem, which has been blamed for her recent weight increase.

She says, "People think I am just a party girl, and it's bull. I wish the media would just tell the truth.

"I didn't want to look like a total party-girl drug retard. I'm not a drunk. ... I don't have a drinking problem. I don't have a drug problem, for sure."
Gold (as QS would say).

[tucker342]

I'm sorry maybe it's just me, but Tara Reid is hot as hell... she looked hot as hell in the movie Van Wilder (great movie by the way)

[JeeberD]

Correction: Tara Reid USED to be hot as hell. Example, Van Wilder. Now she's just a nasty, drunken hooch...

[Buccaneer]

Or a a total party-girl drug retard?

[Galaxy]

Correction: Tara Reid USED to be hot as hell. Example, Van Wilder. Now she's just a nasty, drunken hooch...

And she was hot thanks to today's plastic surgery...........

[JeeberD]

Nah, her bad boob job was pretty recent.